assdonkey

a donkey stuck up your ass

my assdonkey itches, i need some preparation h

by Assdonkey January 26, 2003

asslock

When someone's entire body arches backwards and tenses up because something in being inserted in their ass, they remain locked in this position because if they relax just for a second, the object may go in their ass.

I'm going to jam this stick up his ass and get him in an asslock.
I tried to put my cock in my girl's add last night, I only got the head in when she went all asslock on me.

by Big Vic October 28, 2013

Ashlon

One who is constantly tired, from watching large amounts of porn. Also, one who is unsure about their sexual orientation due to their name.

Dude 1:You're being such an ashlon!

Dude 2:I don't even watch that much porn!

by shuretyringtafiureitout April 2, 2009

ASSCLOWN

Usually this is the guy in the group that tends to be a major dick so you call him an ass then the clown is just added on for fun

GUY #1:"Hey man that steve guy is a major assclown"
GUY #2:"Ya man, i am definately not gonna match bowls with him"

by THAT ONE GUY IN ELSINORE October 16, 2005

Assbooger

Used by Matt Stiffler on American Pie-Bandcamp, the movie.

Used as- An insult.

"Jesus Christ Holli you fucking ASSBOOGER!"
"That kid dakota is a damn assbooger"

by Stevie V April 2, 2006

assclown

Someone who act like a combination of the two words clown and ass. This person is somewhere in the middle but always a fucking moron.

If Tom wasn't being such an assclown he would understand you shouldn't anally fuck a girl on the first date.

Entingh's assclownery knows no bounds.

by PhillTheDeal April 13, 2006

asscon

An attractive "female", who convinces you to go back to "her" place where he attempts to ass rape you.

Man, what's up that guy's ass?
- Hey, give him a break. He met an asscon last night.
Oh. So his ass is nice and clean. Cool.

by assblaster2000 March 9, 2003