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No, Ashlon isn’t a guy who watches porn while jerking off. In fact she’s a trustworthy friend and she’s like the funniest person ever! Although she can be irrelevant sometimes she’s someone who will always be their for you. And she’s also not in drama type shiz and she’s my best friend.
Ashlon is nice
by Hi I’m nice November 14, 2018
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Kind of a crazy guy. Nobody really pays attention to him even though he is awesome. Usually masturbates while watching porn. Which he does every night.
Dude1: Ashlon is so insane!

Dude2: He did my mom.
by Koontay April 02, 2009
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One who is constantly tired, from watching large amounts of porn. Also, one who is unsure about their sexual orientation due to their name.
Dude 1:You're being such an ashlon!

Dude 2:I don't even watch that much porn!
by shuretyringtafiureitout April 02, 2009
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