Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Ashlon
One who is constantly tired, from watching large amounts of porn. Also, one who is unsure about their sexual orientation due to their name.
Ashlon by shuretyringtafiureitout April 2, 2009
Ashlon
I used to be a punk, one step away from degen. Now I'm ashlon, and it's hard to imagine I ever wasn't.
Ashlon by Wafflewafflewafflewaffle August 25, 2019
Ashton Irwin
The drummer in the sexy as hell band 5 Seconds Of Summer and a sex god. He is know for his giggle that makes him sound like a little school girl and he is known to have a daddy kink according to the 5sosfam
Ashton Irwin by Ashton's future wife <3 January 5, 2017
Athlonophobia
An irrational fear of AMD Athlon Central Processing Units (CPUs). Often unfairly used to describe Intel enthusiasts, but extends to users of other AMD CPUs.
He didn't acquire an Athlon for his low-end gaming build? What an athlonophobe.
Buying Intel products is a sure sign of athlonophobia.
Buying Intel products is a sure sign of athlonophobia.
Athlonophobia by Truth and Reality Professor October 15, 2015
Ashton Irwin
He is so funny kind and caring. He used to self harm but stopped because of the Fans. He drew a butterfly on a fans self harm cuts to help her stop.
Ashton Irwin by 5sosdaisiecalm August 22, 2016
Ashton Irwin
Ashton Irwin is the drummer and one of 4 vocalists in the Australian band 5 Seconds of Summer. Ashton is known for his signature giggle that makes him sounds like 4 year old girl. And he is often shipped with his 3 band mates and is known for having a daddy kink.
Ashton Irwin by inevitabledeath June 7, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
piddlefart
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
wrongun
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.