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One who is constantly tired, from watching large amounts of porn. Also, one who is unsure about their sexual orientation due to their name.
Dude 1:You're being such an ashlon!

Dude 2:I don't even watch that much porn!
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To be aged, to look at the past and shake your head.
I used to be a punk, one step away from degen. Now I'm ashlon, and it's hard to imagine I ever wasn't.

Ashton Irwin

The drummer in the sexy as hell band 5 Seconds Of Summer and a sex god. He is know for his giggle that makes him sound like a little school girl and he is known to have a daddy kink according to the 5sosfam
"Have you heard of that band 5 Seconds Of Summer?"
"Yeah. The drummer Ashton Irwin is sexy as hell"

Athlonophobia 

An irrational fear of AMD Athlon Central Processing Units (CPUs). Often unfairly used to describe Intel enthusiasts, but extends to users of other AMD CPUs.
He didn't acquire an Athlon for his low-end gaming build? What an athlonophobe.
Buying Intel products is a sure sign of athlonophobia.

Ashton Irwin

He is so funny kind and caring. He used to self harm but stopped because of the Fans. He drew a butterfly on a fans self harm cuts to help her stop.
Ashton Irwin is an inspirational human bean
Ashton Irwin by 5sosdaisiecalm August 22, 2016

Ashton Irwin

Ashton Irwin is the drummer and one of 4 vocalists in the Australian band 5 Seconds of Summer. Ashton is known for his signature giggle that makes him sounds like 4 year old girl. And he is often shipped with his 3 band mates and is known for having a daddy kink.
Ashton Irwin is hot af