Ashlon
Kind of a crazy guy. Nobody really pays attention to him even though he is awesome. Usually masturbates while watching porn. Which he does every night.
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Ashlon
One who is constantly tired, from watching large amounts of porn. Also, one who is unsure about their sexual orientation due to their name.
Ashlon by shuretyringtafiureitout April 2, 2009
Ashton Irwin
The drummer in the sexy as hell band 5 Seconds Of Summer and a sex god. He is know for his giggle that makes him sound like a little school girl and he is known to have a daddy kink according to the 5sosfam
Ashton Irwin by Ashton's future wife <3 January 5, 2017
Athlonophobia
An irrational fear of AMD Athlon Central Processing Units (CPUs). Often unfairly used to describe Intel enthusiasts, but extends to users of other AMD CPUs.
He didn't acquire an Athlon for his low-end gaming build? What an athlonophobe.
Buying Intel products is a sure sign of athlonophobia.
Buying Intel products is a sure sign of athlonophobia.
Athlonophobia by Truth and Reality Professor October 15, 2015
Ashton Irwin
He is so funny kind and caring. He used to self harm but stopped because of the Fans. He drew a butterfly on a fans self harm cuts to help her stop.
Ashton Irwin by 5sosdaisiecalm August 22, 2016
Ashton Irwin
Ashton Irwin is the drummer and one of 4 vocalists in the Australian band 5 Seconds of Summer. Ashton is known for his signature giggle that makes him sounds like 4 year old girl. And he is often shipped with his 3 band mates and is known for having a daddy kink.
Ashton Irwin by inevitabledeath June 7, 2016
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