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Porn-angels

Porn-angels  

A drunken act to hide from a work party so you can sneakly get frisky with another very hot co-worker.
To create some porn-angels first you must:

1. Sneak away.

2. Hide in the porn section of a video store.

3. Things start to get frisky with one another causing the entire shelf of Porn DVDs to fall on the ground.

Now that the ground is completely covered in boobs/cock DVDs, lay down on the ground and move your arms in a flapping motion. This will leave behind some porn-angel wings.

Origin: 4am Video store.

4. Run!

Los Angeles Dodgers 

A baseball team originally from Brooklyn, relocated midcentury to Los Angeles. Also, the arch enemy of the San Francisco Giants.
Man, those friggin dodgers fans always start fights at the game!
Los Angeles Dodgers by matt October 5, 2003

Los Angeles Clippers

shitty basketball team; used to be in San Diego; only 4 playoff berths in about 30 year history of franchise; never resign any good free agents; no playoff berths since '96; they suck ass
The Clippers owner must be retarded.
Los Angeles Clippers by 000 October 20, 2003

Los Angeles Coke Line 

When a threesome is occurring, with two girls and a guy, before ejaculating the guy pulls out and nut in a line on a table. One of the girls then precedes to snort the semen and hock it into her mouth and then spits it into the other girl's vagina; therefore impregnating the girl.
Mom to Son: "Son don't worry about being the accident your brother is a product of the Los Angeles Coke Line."

Son to Mom: "Thanks Mom!"

Los Angeles 

The place where all the hottest chicks from your town moved to.
We got left with all the ugly ones. The hot ones are all aspiring boat whores in L.A.

Chick-fil-Anges 

The greasy fingers one gets after eating at Chick-fil-A.
X: Hey, let me play with your i4.
Y: Hells no, not with your Chick-fil-Anges! It will take me forever to get rid of all that oil.
Z: That's what BP said!
Chick-fil-Anges by Hamfry December 8, 2010