Porn

A thing that every boy watches at least once to fulfill their pleasures of hormones. Here's a example of porn:

Porn 1
Sally: Hey Wilbur! Why did you invite me here?

Wilbur pushes her against the wall

Wilbur: I've been wanting to do this for so long...
He starts making out with her
This soon turns into his dick pumping in and out of her pussy, with her moaning so much that its not even funny
After they finish, they agree to do this every Saturday and Sally leaves.

by You're mom's gay October 10, 2022

Porn

The absolute hottest, graphic, carnal and sensual material that can be accessed via a plethora of mediums including magazines, television programs, books and the internet. This product is mostly utilised by those wishing to masturbate, however porn subsequently causes a prevalent influx of unrealistic expectations of the sexual world.

Porn is absolutely amazing, especially when you type up "hot, oiled, juicy pussies penetrated close-up."

by Definer of "Porn" January 12, 2023

porn crackers

A faint whiff of obscenity

Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.

by philologue August 22, 2011

Porn hub

A website where you can see some pretty kinky shit

I went on porn hub last night it was so kinky that I had to clear my history

by Mmmweed69 February 8, 2020

White collar porn

A man in a 5,000 dollar 3 piece suit in an executive suite pleasuring himself with a roll of 100 dollar Bill's. Often to classical music and expensive alcoholic spirits.

Television censors had a hard time telling the difference between the new Rolex advertisement and white collar porn.

by Starskipper November 1, 2018

porn leftovers

When you open your laptop and find porn from yesterday.

I wasn't even planning on fapping but I opened my laptop and found some porn leftovers and I couldn't resist.

by OL_O March 4, 2014

heavy porn

the main peek-of-frustration side-effect of the early-to-mid-70s lack of technology.

No wonder Dad had two abortions back in the day. A responsible drinker, at never more than a couple of beers per day, with all the pranks pulled on him from every direction, man-made problems that could have easily been solved via a SmartPhone with data, let alone yer basic flip or slider, it's not that big a surprise he reached the level of resorting to heavy porn.

by tripleFfactoryWerkor July 8, 2020