When a man takes a sock and draws a funny face on the end of it and then puts it on his penis and runs around a public place flapping it side to side.
by catfishio December 4, 2011

A Sock that has become hard from years of adolescence semen being jerked off into it! It appears hard like Porcelain.
by Nissanqueef January 4, 2020

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
by frankenen February 24, 2024

I can't take Janet to the club cause she is always sock blocking!
Bobby came over to the house last night and my mother totally came into my room without knOcking what a sock blocker
Bobby came over to the house last night and my mother totally came into my room without knOcking what a sock blocker
by nesmith July 24, 2011

by Nihplod_ February 14, 2021

The Black sock men have to wear suits and ties to church
The Black Sock women must wear skirts or dresses and hats
The Black Sock women must wear skirts or dresses and hats
by Hahaha ur mom February 9, 2023

A sleepover:
Oswald goes to the bathroom
Phillip: yo man put his phone in that sock.
Jimmy: yeh brah that'll be hilarious! A real sock phone!
Oswald goes to the bathroom
Phillip: yo man put his phone in that sock.
Jimmy: yeh brah that'll be hilarious! A real sock phone!
by mr. shmeckles November 29, 2013
