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sock head

When a man takes a sock and draws a funny face on the end of it and then puts it on his penis and runs around a public place flapping it side to side.
The football game was nice, but there was a sock head who ran out on the field during halftime.
by catfishio December 4, 2011
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Porcelain Sock

A Sock that has become hard from years of adolescence semen being jerked off into it! It appears hard like Porcelain.
My parents found my Porcelain sock under my bed. Now we have to have the talk.
by Nissanqueef January 4, 2020
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“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
by frankenen February 24, 2024
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Sock blocking

When one female keeps another female from getting a big toe in her sock
I can't take Janet to the club cause she is always sock blocking!
Bobby came over to the house last night and my mother totally came into my room without knOcking what a sock blocker
by nesmith July 24, 2011
mugGet the Sock blockingmug.

Wet socks

"Dude, I don't wanna sound rude, but this conversation is kinda wet socks right now."
by Nihplod_ February 14, 2021
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Black Sock

A very Dutch reformed person, typically from Norwich.
The Black sock men have to wear suits and ties to church

The Black Sock women must wear skirts or dresses and hats
by Hahaha ur mom February 9, 2023
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sock phone

When you hide your friend's phone in his sock when he isn't paying attention
A sleepover:

Oswald goes to the bathroom
Phillip: yo man put his phone in that sock.
Jimmy: yeh brah that'll be hilarious! A real sock phone!
by mr. shmeckles November 29, 2013
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