Dutch muffin 2.0

The one’s capability of shitting in one others eyes and eating it, while doing so you hop on one’s penis twirl around then poop on that to.

“I love giving Dutch muffins 2.0.” Or “I’ll give you a Dutch muffin 2.0.”

by FunnyGirlb May 9, 2025

muffin trap

The act of sitting on someone’s face with your bare ass

yo dude the girl i was hanging out with last night tried to muffin trap me.

by C_ick77 August 18, 2025

bi slut muffin

A bisexual person from Lansing who is so tired of dealing with the locals that she's ready to take life by the throat and finger bang it into submission.

"Damn, that girl is really going all out on that group of S&M Jesuits from Ohio. Who is that?"

"Oh, that's my bi slut muffin."

by romanxxv October 18, 2022

Troll Muffin

1.) An incrdebly attractive man!

2.) A nickname for someone you like/Love!.

Or

3.) Someone you can't stand

He's such a troll muffin 😍

by Amber143420 June 17, 2018

muffin baking

A catchphrase created by Josh Martin, the voice of Majin Buu, who made the Pillsbury Homeboy character.

"What's my muffin baking name?"

by Cwf1997 July 21, 2021

Throbbing Muffin Tip

The tip of the penis resembling a muffin.

You look hungry, Im gonna give you my throbbing muffin tip.

by MissAD April 12, 2019

Muffin

In the make homosexual community it is a long grey haired man who is pretty

Check out that muffin over there!

by Wildwhitty February 20, 2021