SMASHole 

SMASHole

A SMASHole is someone who (S)pends (M)ore to (A)void (SH)ipping costs

This SMASHole added a $75 custom carrying case to their cart to avoid paying $7 in shipping. They were buying a wallet!!!

It’s SMASHole Math to spend more to avoid shipping fees.

SMASHole by Admitted SMASHole November 7, 2024

smashbacks 

flashbacks relating to one’s previous sexual encounters. this nostalgia may include, though is not limited to, memories of one’s “favorite eater.”

1: yo, what’s got christian smiling like that?
2: ah, he’s definitely having some smashbacks from last night

smashbacks by glojoe November 10, 2024

Smashturbating 

Smashturbating is the verb of taking the hulk hands and then ravaging the midsection

(Got the definition from deadpool vs wolverine)

Ever since Wade got the hulk hands for Christmas I keep accidentally walking on him smashturbating.

Smashturbating by JrTp3rm December 3, 2024

smashed off your bounce 

Totally off your trolley

You went out last night and got smashed off your bounce

smashed off your bounce by Scottie Tiger December 21, 2024

smashing raspberries 

When their asshole is prolapsed and you smash so hard you induce anal bleeding, giving the illusion of having smashed raspberries.

"I was smashing raspberries with Marvin's last night"

"I was smashing raspberries with Ashleigh last night so hard she had to visit the ER"

smashing raspberries by DafnosESC January 11, 2025

Smashface 

Smash face is usually a guy who has a moustache, very skinny, and named travis.

Hey, look over there! It’s smashface with his oh idk.. girlfriend!

Smashface by Oldsmashface February 8, 2025

Smashter Bait

A portmanteau of having self sexual intercourse with another person whilst giving yourself sexual stimulation.

So you mean you wanna smashter bait to you and Catherine in a latex suit or something?

Smashter Bait by J From the Kingsmen February 26, 2025