Cunt muffin

A chubby or fat vagina, not to be confused with a camel toe. See FUPA.

I love a good cunt muffin
Last night I ate my girlfriends cunt muffin
Her cunt muffin was so big I couldn't finish it

by That1crazybutniceguy May 25, 2017

Muffin

Inspiring great affection; Adorable; Cutie;

That dog is such a muffin! I just want to hug him all day

by Corto's Meme Team November 9, 2022

anus muffin

Term of affection for a person that has a sweet personality with an ass to match.

Morning my little anus muffin!

by CouchAstronaut November 20, 2016

Muffin

The word you use when someone commits an action that is dumb or stupid to an excessive amount.

Russel is a muffin!

by JLew2025 September 14, 2020

muffin

the most adorable existence and great best friend, funny, smort and friendly. will keep you safe and is the best friend you could ever have

man,i wanna be best friends with muffin!!!

by kitten.kitkat November 26, 2020

muffin puffs

a kind of cereal that includes muffin shaped bites with blue berry included.

I ate muffin puffs for breakfast.

by Kinnas January 24, 2009

Crumpet muffin

The thing kids say to be cool instead of saying mother fucker.

You crumpet muffin!

by Yolo beast yolo loo April 24, 2014