Crumpet muffin

The thing kids say to be cool instead of saying mother fucker.

You crumpet muffin!

by Yolo beast yolo loo April 24, 2014

muffin

the most adorable existence and great best friend, funny, smort and friendly. will keep you safe and is the best friend you could ever have

man,i wanna be best friends with muffin!!!

by kitten.kitkat November 26, 2020

muffin rubbing

the act/movement of rubbing a muffin in a up and down motion on ones body

chocolate muffins are preferred

hey babe how do you feel about some muffin rubbing tonight

by slydog24 June 22, 2016

Puff muffin

A puff muffin is a vagina thats so fat it oozes juice constantly. People who like these types of vaginas typically have the name jakob.

Aye how'd you like that puff muffin last night bro?

by Scarytarry420 September 9, 2018

muffin

Muffin is a replace for fuck, but way worse. Don't every say muffin out of context or it will get you in trouble.

"Give me all of your money" Robber said to me
"What the muffin!" I replied

by coochiewomen February 18, 2021

Slut muffin

Usually an insault in which a woman is being called a slut or a whore, but has recently been taken in a completly different direction by many youngsters of today, it is now commonly used as a synonim for good. Depending on the context is wether or not its an insault or a compliment.

For num. 1 "God, Jill's slept with every guy at this school but me, shes such a slut muffin."

For num. 2 "Woah, Rachel your looking pretty slut muffin today."

by Ratjar99 February 19, 2014

muffin dunk

The female equivalent of teabagging, the Muffin Dunk is th act of placing the "muffin" on the bridge of someone's nose.

Dude, I saw this chick muffin dunk her drunk friend at a party.

by Bearded Superhero July 28, 2018