muffinhead

Someone whose cranial structure and current hairdo, reflect that of a muffin-like shape or appearance.

Jarrod is a muffinhead. Look at that stupid haircut.

by pr0ph3t April 10, 2005

muffkin

To receive cunnilingus while pooing.

Following the most breathtaking muffkin I have ever been given, my brother wiped my anus clean with his tongue.

by Vaginatarian November 22, 2002

miffin

quality muffin or muff

high quality vagina

"how did you go last night with Melissa?"
"Quality Miffin mate..."

by David P January 28, 2005

Cunt muffins disease (CMD)

When a girl (rarely a guy) turns from being a loveable, kind, friendly, and caring person to the exact opposite and transforms into a person with an ugly personality (a bitch). Most cases occur because of influence from others with CMD, other times is due to personal events. PMS and CMD can be easily confused, but CMD is long term. CMD is curable, depending on how sever the case is, it helps to have friends and family be honest with the subject and for the subject to be willing to change their attitude.

X was once friends with Y but X started flirting with the rest of the alphabet including Y's boyfriend Z. The reason for X doing this was because W had been doing it first and X thought she looked just as good as W. X was a victim of Cunt muffins disease (CMD) due to W having CMD first.

by YourfriendlyIMVUuser September 26, 2012

making muffins

Unless you are a super cool nija warrior, only kitties have the ability to make muffins. Making muffins is when a kitty grabs on to something and starts sqeezing both hands one after the other therefore creating the perfect muffin on your bed or maybe your bare skin. When kitties make muffins, it does not hurt because you are so overjoyed that they would share such a talent on you. ooo hot;)

Did you just see that?! Gooch was just making muffins!

by Jennoza July 10, 2010

Scorch Muffins

The small bits of burnt marijuana that are pulled through the unfiltered pipe and into your mouth.

That bowl is cashed, I got a mouth full of scorch muffins with that last hit.

by cptnoobstomper April 19, 2009

muffiny

Having the qualities of a muffin.

The muffin I sat on is not muffiny anymore.
-or-
This muffin is nice and muffiny.
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Mmmmm... muffiny.

by dWiki January 2, 2009