Muffkin
A muffkin is directly connected to its original meaning of a blumpkin. A muffkin, however, is the act of getting an oral service while taking a dump. The only difference is the guy is preforming the service hence the name "Muff"kin.
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muffkin
Following the most breathtaking muffkin I have ever been given, my brother wiped my anus clean with his tongue.
muffkin by Vaginatarian November 22, 2002
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muffkin
When a GIRL is taking a shit and her loved one is eating out her pussy. Basically, a reverse blumpkin.
muffkin by Carve a ham! August 16, 2011
Muffkin
Muffkin by TheCrazyBunch October 8, 2011
MUFFKIN
The female version of a blumpkin. The act of getting eatin out while taking a shit. A female receiving oral sex while taking a shit.
MUFFKIN by hankthehawk June 17, 2010
bloody muffkin
The act of Performing a muffkin,while pulling out a skanks juicy ripe tampon, thereby sprinkling the face of the perpatrator.
bloody muffkin by wangbone and willflatch November 23, 2009
Crust muffin
Crust muffin by Abadabadu March 12, 2018
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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