i am depressed

i am to :(

i am depressed you're depressed we're depressed :(

by CarlosTheTurtle September 4, 2021

I took a risk

The prefect excuse for totally idiotic behaviour. After saying 'I took a risk' said behaviour is totally excused.

The prefect excuse for totally idiotic behaviour. After saying 'I took a risk' said behaviour is totally excused.
"I was going to answer all the questions in that exam but I decided to leave half way through"

- Confused looks

"What? I took a risk."

-Instant comprehension

~~~

"Why would you punch that guy last night? He was twice the size of you and was clearly going to beat the crap out of you."

"I took a risk"

by tjhammo February 27, 2011

I have depression

You'll probably get it when you see me hating myself so I don't shower for days which makes me even hate myself more, because why shouldn't I shower with depression, why am I resisting to normal hygiene standards? Anyway, if someone says that, just say something like 'yeah' or 'Feel you'. Better than you being too nice and who would write a whole book about why that person shouldn't have depression.

Friend: Hi William
Me: I have depression

Friend: Yeah

by Sometimesyouwanttocrie November 11, 2018

I invented you

A response to when a friend becomes popular only because they hang out with you, and then claims they are better than you.

Friend: "What can I say? I just have more friends than you do."
You: "Bitch what are you saying? I invented you"

by VegetableMadeBones June 14, 2018

I wanna be saved

A reference to a lyric in the song Captain Save a Hoe by E-40. It means that a person is so down bad for someone, that they want to be saved by them

Person 1: Look at them
Person 2: I WANNA BE SAVED 😍😍😍😍

by saturnsundae January 17, 2023

And I took that personally

To be offended or upset by what someone says or does.

*Some nba player decides to trash talk Michael Jordan*

MJ: “And I took that personally“

by DiegoTheGoat July 11, 2022

because i can't

i can't describe this phrase, sorry

Why? Because i can't be FUCKING BOTHERED

guy 1: Can you please help me with my homework?
guy 2: no
guy 1: Why not?
guy 2: Because i can't
guy 1: kill yourself

by LoserOnUrbanDictionary November 10, 2022