I like you for who you are

1) A phrase often uttered by someone to their physically perfect girl/boy friend. Usually said to convey the idea that you enjoy them for their brains and intellect when the only thing you're really attracted to is their body and voracious sexual appetite.

2) A phrase often uttered by someone to their unattractive and/or extremely rich boy/girl friend. Often said to falsely lead the other partner into thinking that you like them for "who they are" and not for their money or voracious sexual appetite.

1)Highly unintelligent beautiful woman: What do you see in me? I mean, your a rocket scientist and I'm just a cashier at McDonalds.
Remarkably Handsome Smart Guy: I like you for who you are darling.

2)Grotesquely Obese Diabetic Millionaire Man: What do you see in me? Im just a fat man who cant even fit in a car to take you out to dinner.
Gold Digging Woman: Awwww, dont say that. I like you for who you are.

by Super Gerbil May 26, 2004

I'm A G

to mean that aperson goes hard or that they are gangster.

'' I did not punk out on that roller coaster, I'm a G''

by silverblade10 August 11, 2009

I love it

The act of liking something. It doesn't actually pertain to love

"how do you like this potato?"

"I love it."

by Aaronp123 December 13, 2007

I can only piss with the cock i've got

A British phrase used when someone isn't satisfied with something you do or offer, and that you can't do anything about.

Example/Situation

Barry is doing an extension on a house for someone with limited tools/workforce.

Dave: "Mate this is taking you forever"

Barry: "Alright! I can only piss with the cock i've got!"

by tomex June 15, 2008

I’m dead

When something is so funny, unbelievable and random, this will cause one to feel metaphorically dead.

Girl: That was so funny!

Boy: I know, I’m dead, hahahahahaha

by abstracted. lmc May 21, 2018

I'm gonna commit

Abbreviation for "I am going to commit suicide."

Alternate forms: "Makes me wanna commit" for "That makes me want to commit suicide."

A: "How is your Calculus studying going?"
B: "Poorly. F'real, I'm gonna commit."

A: "How was that new Nicolas Cage movie?"
B: "Are you serious? Made me wanna commit."

by halbritma December 14, 2010

I'm down

short for "I'm down with that", meaning, "I am in agreeance with the current topic of discussion."

"So Mad Dog, you want to go throw rocks at a man?"
"I'm down."

by Mikey McNasty November 11, 2003