Zoot Burger

When someone ejaculates in your soup.

Johny just made a Zoot Burger

by Imfeelingthebern February 3, 2017

snarf bargler

A penis that has seen better days

My friend David has a real snarf bargler.

by Cccccccc-ccccccccC February 7, 2017

jiffy burger

An autistic concoction where you put peanut butter (preferably Jif brand) into a cheeseburger. Extremely vile and only consumed by inbred southerners

Bob: Dude wtf is that?!?!?
Jerry: it's a jiffy burger
Bob: Bro that's autistic and ruining a good burger

by Accelgor February 27, 2017

dead burger

a woman who hasnt had a wash for a year and you got down on her

i took a girl home on a one night stand last night and when i took her pants off it smelt like a dead burger

by elzz March 20, 2017

spunky burger

It's a burger a male squits his mayo into and then makes the female eat it whilst the fucks her anus rapidly

God damn it ell, do you want a spunky burger

by Jackyl 333 April 13, 2017

Ryan Bugler

The greatest human being to ever live. He is a local celebrity in the town of Marblehead, MA. Anyone is lucky to be friends with this legend. He is an African American Athlete who could very possibly make it to the NBA.

That kids so cool he could be "Ryan Bugler."

by Bigblacktimerwimer July 26, 2017

Turd Burger

Some one who is horrible on the inside (e.g. Personality) but good on the outside (e.g. Physical appearance)

Girl 1: "Brian is such a jerk"

Girl 2: "yeah he's a total Turd Burger "
Girl 3: "Yeah he has a mean personality but he's still pretty hot "

by Its_Kyle July 30, 2017