magic bean 

another term for clitoris, but can also be used for the vagina in general.

"can you believe she got some magic bean last night?"

magic bean by plantmomaha July 31, 2017

Nick Bean 

A turd burglar, who eats turds every day, and rapes random people.

"EWWWWW RUN IT'S THE TURD BURGLAR NICK BEAN"

Nick Bean by lolollllollolooldawg December 3, 2017

smol bean 

a person who is short and small. They say uwu, u-u, unu tnt, etc. They usually call rich players 'Barbies" for being tall. sometimes they act depressed for RP. They also have a weird obsession with cookies.

oh hi mochi/smol bean/don't call me short/luvs cookies hows it going?
mochi/smol bean/ don't call me short/luvs cookies: im a smol bean uwu

smol bean by <minty> November 16, 2020

Twiddling the Bean 

Female masturbation process where the finger (twiddler) rubs the clitoris (bean). This usually ends with an orgasm (making soap).

I was twiddling the bean of this chick while I was banging her and she loved it!!!!

Jenny couldn't get any tail at the bar so she went home alone to twiddle her bean.

Twiddling the Bean by The Twiddle Monster March 17, 2011

bus goers bean

The female equivalent of Traveller's Marrow where the vibrations associated with shit public transport cause swelling and hardening of the clitoris.

"Ethel remained seated on the bus as it went past Tesco. Her bus goers bean was almost debilitating and certainly inconvenient on weekly-shop days".

References:

The most publicised case of bus goers bean was during the making of the film Speed, where Sandra Bullock's stunt double was expected to leap from the runaway bus moments before it exploded. Tragically, due to bus goers bean, the stunt double was unable to leave her seat and was killed instantly.

bus goers bean by avatarvia October 5, 2011

wet the bean

The act of going to a music festival during the week.

I'm kind of burnt out , so I think I'll wet the bean today.

wet the bean by laps dog June 5, 2017

Bean Bagged 

The art of thoroughly getting fucked over by a co-worker. His catatonic reflex to the anger directed towards him after the fucking is delt is usually enjoyed only by those who see the impersonation afterwards.

I was supposed to get relieved 20 minutes ago. Who is relieving you? Oh god no you just got Bean Bagged again.

Bean Bagged by Palokuku June 26, 2008