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Judgment Night Soundtrack

The Judgment Night Soundtrack was a project conducted during the first Gulf War to develop the first rap-metal fusion. The project was led by the United States, and included scientists from Denmark, The United Kingdom and Canada. Formally designated as the Judgment Night Sounds Track (JNST), it refers specifically to the period of the project from 1990–1995 under the control of the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers, under the administration of General Leslie R. Groovesvoort. The scientific research was directed by American physicist J. Robert Blasterbeat.

The project's roots lay in scientists' fears since the 1970s that Iraq was also investigating rap-metal fusions of its own. Born out of a small research program in 1988, the Judgment Night Soundtrack eventually employed more than 130,000 people and cost nearly US$2 billion ($22 billion in current value). It resulted in the creation of multiple production and research sites that operated in secret.

Project research took place at over thirty sites across the United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom. The three primary research and production sites of the project were the lyrical-production facility at what is now the Hanford Site, the metal-enrichment facilities at Oak Ridge, Tennessee, and the beats research and design laboratory now known as Los Alamos National Laboratory. The JNST maintained control over U.S. rap-metal production until the formation of the Raps-Metaled Commission in January 1996.
Now a useless relic of the past, the Judgment Night Soundtrack remains functional as a roach clip stand.
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Saturday Night Street Car

When one spread honey on ones dick, then pours poprocks on over the honey. Once they start popping one performs Anal Sex on their partner. The popping of the pop rocks causes the the nerves and muscles of the anus to relax and the insewing rush of fecal matter is known as the SATURDAY NIGHT STREET CAR.
Man, I could really go for a saturday night street car.
Saturday Night Street Car by Gendrix November 16, 2010

Stranger in the night 

When you masturbate with your non-dominant hand and it feels like someone else is doing
I got tendinitis in my dominant hand so now i have to do "stranger in the night" it feels like someone else is doing it... but it also feels like I'm doing it to someone else.

all night 

All night means that something is truly amazing or awesome; highly favored.
"Yo, did you see that game last night?"

"Yeah, I mess with the Lakers all day but the Heat is all night, fam."
all night by ncswag May 4, 2014

One Night Hand 

Calling someone up for one night of phone sex with no strings attached and hoping to never speak to them again.
Kiki: So i ended up conecting to the same customer service guy last night.
Mia: Was he any help this time?
Kiki: No but we totally had a One Night Hand!
Mia: OMG Thats so slutty!
One Night Hand by Rroarr January 10, 2010

Late Night

The type of meal from the hours of 12- 6 a.m. when the hunger pangs return because you should be sleeping. This applies mostly to college students who stay up studying/whatever instead of sleeping and must therefore go through the process of hunger yet other time.
Crystal: wish i got after hour, starving while studying isnt cool :(
Sergio: right?! someone who finally gets this!! after hour is where its at fo college studentts, what uppppp
Crystal: yeah seriously! that random time when you're hungry at night! after hour is where its atttttt

College Student: (talking to himself) i had breakfast, lunch, and dinner... time for some late night!!
Late Night by Sexynesssssss September 26, 2011

bottle service night 

A night out at the club that occurs on the night that a person's future husband or wife is having their bachelor/bachelorette party.
What weekend is she having her bachelorette party? We need to start planning his bottle service night.