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Aaliyah just came home from work and Brad is laying one the bed with chocolate on his dick. Aaliyah climbs on top and licks. I know why you searched this up....
(Insert name) really just searched up porn...
by Fre$h Frie$ May 7, 2021
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porn

the porn is very pretty to watch and i love to watch that. i watch porn on pornhub
what porn do you watch?
by marie0 March 21, 2022
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Porn

A video or photo that contains nude images. Mainly watched by people who are single porn is a addictive thing not cap. I sugest staying away from it as it can cause over masturbation which causes erectile dysfunction. No FAP 4L
i like watching your porn videos.
by HERDABULL October 22, 2022
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Porn hub

Frendly site that teaches kids about the bible and christ
Person 1:Oml my child watches porn hub 24/7
Person 2: thats a future priest right there
by Okokkokokolllolčl March 4, 2022
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porn eyes

Specific eyes that are half lidded, lifeless, and tired-looking. They tend to belong to porn addicts. Eyes you can look into and automatically determine the person watches too much porn to the point its affecting their mood and physical health.
Have you met Daniel? He's got total porn eyes.
by Zaboomafoo9 February 25, 2023
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Plankton Torture Porn

Like a Squidward Torture Porn, only with Plankton as the victim.
Any Spongebob episode where Plankton is the primary character is bound to be a Plankton Torture Porn.

While they are similar to Squidward Torture Porns, they also have differences. Both Squidward and Plankton are supposed to be "unlikeable" but are actually very popular, for example.

The main difference is that while SOME (very few) STP's are actually entertaining, PTP's are never funny. This is because they didn't start until AFTER the show had hit rock bottom (Seasons 6-7). "One Coarse Meal" is unquestionably the worst PTP and arguably the worst episode in the series alongside "A Pal For Gary".
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 8, 2022
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Porn

What you watch when your parents aren't around.
PORN IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Twight0931 March 25, 2021
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