silver monkey

The hardest god-damn thing to put together since barbecue sets.

"No, the base is backwards, turn it around...
you got to turn that silver monkey around! Get the head on straight!"

by jeebus_4 August 17, 2010

Hooch Monkey

a: One who becomes a slave to the Alcoholic Beverage.

b: a drunkard

Levi: "Phil, how come you never have a few drinks with me"

Phil: "I can't do it, Levi. I'm afraid of becoming a 'Hooch Monkey', like you."

by Conrad Junk July 30, 2008

Bagel Monkey

Jew. Preferably a hairy one.

Steven Spielberg. If it looks like a bagel monkey, tastes like a bagel monkey, and directs Munich, its a bagel monkey.

by Palestine4life November 12, 2007

monkey devil

a mean mean bass line provider often found at partys raves and disotek's

person 1- Are you going to the rave on saturday?

person 2- s*!t yeah, i heard theres gonna be a monkey devil there

by md999 November 18, 2007

Turd-monkey

1.
a complete idiot.
someone who is practically dumber than a loaf o' bread
2.
A meanie

"Frag You!"XD

"Oh, you turd-monkey!!!" >:O

by prep-hater :DDD yaaaa October 17, 2008

Skunky Monkey

The title of a rap that the famous rapper, Emma, came up with.

Skunky Monkey Unky Funky Dunkey

by skunkeyfan November 28, 2016

monkey knuckle

Like a camel toe but much smaller often referred to as a shetland vagina

Did you see her monkey knuckle? It was the smallest vagina I've ever seen.

by lunchbox#1 July 13, 2012