jamie bird

Giraffe proper crap in goal, never pulls, has one mate , plays for red house farm, in looove with bradley,

ANY1:jamie bird proper gay anit he, :any2: yh

jamie bird by haks:_( June 5, 2018

Baby bird

The act of sucking dick until he blows in your mouth, you hold it in your mouth and spit it back into his mouth.

This chick sucked my dick and gave it back to me like a baby bird.

Baby bird by Evil Angel 45 June 13, 2018

Fuck bird 

Someone very insecure in their sexuality and also a retard.

e.g. Man 1 to Man 2:

"Hey have you seen that kid Man 3 from highschool? He's become a total fuck bird over the last few years."

Fuck bird by stefolt June 19, 2018

Phat Bird 

One of the most incredible hoomans persons. Anyone that has the privilege of being aware of his existence should be grateful and considered lucky. GREAT with the mooziks and extremely sweet and kind. THE SHAJAZZIEST PERSON TO BREATHE IN THE HISTORY OF THINGS THAT BREATHE.

Person 1: Phat Bird
Person 2: yes

Phat Bird by flamingdouchebag July 18, 2018

Dirty Bird 

When a male and female have anal intercourse and fecal matter is on the male's penis or comes out of her anus during intercourse

Bro, I was with Jenna the other night, and she dirty birded all over my dick.

Dirty Bird by Da Nematode July 23, 2018

Beater bird 

Lack of a iPhone

Scott’s ruinning my group texts with his beater bird

Beater bird by Coolguy865162926371 August 6, 2018

bower-bird bed-buddy

A considerate dude who frequently/diligently tidies/smoothes/re-adjusts the blankets/pillows while canoodling in bed with you, just as the well-known feathered grass-walled-nest dweller does to please a female who drops in to visit.

Tiffany always appreciates my being a bower-bird bed-buddy, since it feels so much more pleasant to sleep with me if the blankets are always neat and uniformly covering us, especially during the cooler seasons.

bower-bird bed-buddy by QuacksO August 22, 2018