Muffin Freak

A muffin freak is someone obsessed with muffins .

Shawn Mendes is well known for being the muffin freak since he loves muffins so much . Shawn Mendes is called the muffin freak by his fans who know his true love with muffins !

by Muffin Freak Mendes February 14, 2018

Muffining

The act of removing the "T-tops" from one's 1982 Firebird so that once you were done eating the muffin top one could allegedly toss the bottom of the muffin at an unsuspecting pedestrian. Remembering to asking them "want some muffin" knowing damn well they do not want a 30 mph muffin to the torso.

Hey drive me to Market Basket so we go can muffining on the way.

by protijy July 2, 2018

nigerian muffin

A person who does drugs and sags their pants as low as possible without them falling off

Ugh, why are their so many Nigerian muffins in this world

by Nigerian muffin pantie August 21, 2016

Queef muffin

Air pushed in to the vagina and letting your man sucking it out

Damn girl I just gave my man a queef muffin last night

by Ramionnoodle November 3, 2018

muffin

a slang word for a gay man

Grandpa So your brother another one of those muffins
Me Um... yes?
Grandpa Oh I hate those gays.

by Big Dad Duck August 29, 2018

Crusty Muffin

A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.

I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.

by victim of s.d.s.r December 12, 2023

Frosted Chocolate Muffin

The act of excreting feces on a woman's vagina then jizzing on the feces

"Last night, John gave me a Frosted Chocolate Muffin. Now I smell terrible!"

"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"

"You're really not getting this are you?"

by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025