yarg muffins 

The snowish heirs to the universe. They are packed with steroids and invisible bacon cheddar bits. Constantly snowing, never suspended and always delcicious when hungersy, plus seven.

-GIMME THE YARG MUFFINS!
-No! Im hungersy and they are delcicious, dont make me pwn you, noobie.

yarg muffins by Alex Pet. May 3, 2005

butter your muffins

1. To take a tasty muffin snack and apply butter. Quite why it needs butter is anyone's guess

2. To jizz liberally over a girl's breasts (muffins)

"Did you get anywhere with Katy last night?" "Yeah, I gave her a pounding and then pulled out and asked her if I could butter your muffins."

butter your muffins by vaginallodestone March 18, 2010

Two Muffins In An Oven

Possibly THE best joke of all time.
Only just beaten by your face.

Two muffins in an oven.
One muffin says "wow, it's so hot in here"
The other muffin says "AAAAAH, A talking muffin!"

Two Muffins In An Oven by TwoMuffinsInAnOven November 8, 2009

Muffination 

A Muffin that can overtake a nation

Matthew: I Like Muffins

Remiz: GET READY TO GET MUFFINATION, Woops

Muffination by Muffinmanloltacos July 24, 2011

Magic Muffins 

Muffins that are baked with marijuana/cocaine/other drugs inside them.

I am totally getting baked from those magic muffins dude.

Magic Muffins by Michael6062 December 23, 2008

Mufficate

To suffocate someone/something with female genitalier by covereing the nose and mouth.

Mufficating
Muffication
Mufficated

used as an insult :
'watch it mate or ill mufficate you!'

perverts dream (davo):
'I wanna die by muffication'

a put down :
'Your not worthy of me, only of being mufficated'

Mufficate by ShotgunDave July 15, 2007

Cutting Muffins 

A euphemism for farting. Similar to cut the cheese or baking brownies.

Everyone thought the smell was just Greg baking brownies, when in actuality he was cutting muffins.

Cutting Muffins by eeyore57 September 3, 2004