favre penis

A condition in which your penis refuses to hide

with my cellphone as my witness, I got an elbow injury that ruined my consecutive game streak because I had a terrible case of favre penis.

by favreywallbanger October 20, 2010

Penis Shoveling

A sex act where a man shits into a women's vagina or anus and proceeds to dig it out with their penis.

One night my girlfriend asked to try penis shoveling. It ended up being pretty messy.

Dude, penis shoveling is fucking grosser than tubgirl!

by Bend Overson November 30, 2016

penis miser

n.-someone who is overly protective of their penis
too a point where they stop wearing pants so as to
"let their penis have some air"

verb.-to horde over something in relation to your penis

n.-damn penis miser its not like theirs anything there
to be proud of!

verb.-stop penis misering that box of condoms! I have a date
tonight and god knows that since the operation
you are'nt getting any.

by John D. Dorian January 9, 2008

totally penis

The dopest thing to exist since parachute pants. Or maybe Alexander the great, I forget.

"Did you watch the democratic debate last night?"
"Yeah, I did. Bernie Sanders' platforms are totally penis!"

by orangamang May 5, 2016

big penis

a big penis is a penis during a boner.

friend1: hey how is your day going?
friend2: good but I had a big penis all day.

by the explainer of all March 31, 2022

Penis Escalator

An escalator whose stairs is made of penises.

Hey look! There is a Penis Escalator! We should ride it for MEMES!!

by AyHa1810 April 11, 2021

Penis-Propping

Propping up the flaccid penis of an unconcious male, using such objects as popsicle sticks and medical tape, so as to have sex with said unconcious male

Jonny B. was penis-propped in his sleep, but woke up horrified in the middle of the act.

by William McMilliam July 23, 2005