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new canaan tools 

Cocky preps talk alot of shit about "D-Bagers" when they really have more money than "D-Bagers"/they basically suck at life...
New Canaan Tool's all grew up on the Niger River.

new rave 

A form of music widely said to have orginated in the UK although some say it has been prominant in New York and the rest of the USA before the UK. The leaders of the movementare widely accepted to be Klaxons (UK) and CSS (Brazil).

The music contains many Dance (music genre) orientated elements alongside elements of Indie Rock. A typical new rave band would consitst of: a vocalist, a drummer, a guitarist, bassist and a keyboard player.

Other things associated with new rave are: Glowsticks, MDMA (ecstasy), bright colours, tight fitting clothes for both males and females, necklaces that have large logos or 7" vinyl discs.....
New Rave Bands: Klaxons, CSS, Shitdisco, Datarock, Hadouken!, Late Of The Pier, New Young Pony Club, Trash Fashion.
new rave by fluorescent-guy July 6, 2007

New Jersey 

The dumping ground for New York City, New Jersey is where all the cultured and educated centers of the United States stick their degenerates. That is why in New Jersey you will find the worst human beings imagineable: guidos, guidettes, snotty pseudo-intellectuals too dumb to make it in the city, and rednecks that would make Alabama jealous. Just imagine every bad kind-of American, and you'll find their twisted, distorted version in New Jersey - it's as if the radiation mutated them into some kind-of supra-hick. Oh, and if you ever meet a JERZY GURL, you will have no choice but to blow your brains out if you ever want peace of mind again - if you don't, every time you close your eyes you'll see some fat-assed spoiled Italian/Irish girl with cheap platinum hair leaning on her steriod-pumped, spiked-haired boyfriend who beats her everyday.

Don't listen to the other comments on this board about New Jersey being a nice place - the only people who think that are people who've never left the state, or hate New Jersey but have given up all hope of ever finding a better life.
"yo, Tony, I just saw some guy who's working hard to make a better life for himself. Let's beat the crap out of him, and then go back to my parents' beachhouse . We can drive there with the Lexus your mom bought you for Easter."

Example demonstrates the lack of education, culture, and self-confidence of New Jersey natives. Also note the resources they have with which to execute their ignorant hatred of anything that makes the United States a decent place to live.
New Jersey by Mmmmmt June 1, 2005

new zealand's next top model 

a reality tv show that "searches for new zealand's next top model" by having them do different photoshoots, all while hardly dressed or naked so the world can drool over the girls which understandably and/or potentially ruins relationships the girls are in.
did you see last night's episode of new zealand's next top model?! oh yeah! Micheala posed naked?? It's a shame. I don't think her bf will stay with her after half the world's seen her naked before he did. They'd been together for so long too. Why can't NZNTM just have the girls do normal modeling instead of this stuff and ruining what virtue the girls have?

New Hampshire 

Yeah NH's pretty... pretty dull, pretty boring, pretty depressing, pretty cold, pretty much not worth living in.
New Hampshire is boring boring boring boring and depressing.
New Hampshire by SeaninNH January 22, 2007
Slang for New Rochelle, NY. A small miserable city in the suburbs of NYC. Home to Iona College
Oh lets go to North Avenue tonight in New Rochelle and hit on 16 year-old Italian girls in O'Briens.
New Ro by Retard March 1, 2004