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melted snowman 

When you cum in your pants and it gets over your dick, but then it goes soft.
Bro did you watch Nickelodeon last night?

Yeah, and Hannah Montana gave me a melted snowman.
melted snowman by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022
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reverse snowplow 

When you blow your load on her chin, then you spread your nutsack out like a snowplow and plow it in her mouth.
Last night during sexy time Cory gave Kayla a reverse snowplow.
reverse snowplow by Cory3434 November 28, 2022

Snowy Hurricane 

Masturbating into a blowing fan, thus sending the particles astray across the room. Preferably into someone's face.

WARNING: This can happen on accident while masturbating with a fan on. In this case, one should take extreme caution when cleaning the after effects of the snowy hurricane.
I just gave Jenny a Snowy Hurricane!
Oh Shit, I just did a Snowy Hurricane all over my wall.
Snowy Hurricane by Hank Jasonis February 13, 2010

Snowlane 

An occurrence in cities that get snow where roads that may have once been nicely divided into 3 lanes turn into two very distinct lanes due to the tracks which are repeatedly driven in. Such snowlanes adhere to no actual laws, rhyme or reason but merely the easiest and most common paths to drive. At any given time you may find that the snowlane you are driving in appears to be directly in the middle of two lanes and the dividing line is right in the middle of your lane. This is acceptable and there's really nothing you can do until the snow plows clear it, or if its forged in ice, the spring comes.
"What the fuck, the white line is right in the middle of this snowlane"
"Ya in the spring there's actually three lanes on this road but I guess it got turned into two snowlanes"
Snowlane by weezybabyF January 5, 2009

nigger snowman 

Term from "To Kill a Mockingbird" by Harper Lee; a dirt snowman.
"Jem I ain't ever heard of a nigger snowman before "
nigger snowman by Big moist December 16, 2015

Texas Snowflake 

The act of flaking dried ejaculate off of one's Penis onto the outstretched tongue of the partner after unprotected Vaginal penetration.
My girlfriend gets very emotional when I give her a Texas Snowflake because it reminds her of when she was a child and caught falling snowflakes on her tongue.
Texas Snowflake by Crazypatty July 16, 2009