Night Tight

When your girlfriend is asleep in an awkward position causing her vagina to be tighter than normal upon entry when sex is promised.

My girl promised some bomb sex, then fell asleep, so I just slid into night tight pussy.

by Tunicavaginalis January 6, 2022

Demon King Of The Night

A pejorative title used to refer to a person who has a reputation for sleeping around a lot, a depraved pervert, and is a demon in the sack. He soils pure maidens with his perversion.

Est: Kamito is the Demon King Of The Night.
Kamito: No, I'm not!

by Seventymillion July 26, 2018

That's what she said last night

An even grittier form of "That's what she said", implying the statement was said during a sexual encounter the night before.

Ted: Holy shit that thing is huge.

Jon: That's what she said last night

by KnightofNerdom May 24, 2020

in the middle of the night

the song that I was listening to when making this

I summoned you, please come to me
+Don't bury thoughts that you really want
+I fill you up, drink from my cup
+Within me lies what you really want
+Come, lay me down
+'Cause you know this
+'Cause you know this sound
+In the middle of the night
+In the middle ...

by ambvshh November 23, 2022

mexican night special

when you go to the Beef N Brew in Mapleton, Iowa on a Tuesday night and get the Mexican Night Special (food poisoning inc. for free)

also slang for blowjob

brian: "yo we gotta go to the Beef N Brew for the Mexican Night Speical bro"
alex:"yo i LOVE the mexican night special bro, she was so good at it i forgot that she was a guy"

by anonymous April 7, 2022

Spoons on spaghetti night

A bad solution, temporarily considered.

Looking up towards the window they thought “This rope made of laundry DOES seem pretty sturdy…” but then realized it was spoons on spaghetti night.

by PulpPigment November 1, 2023

2-gar night

When you have a rough day and smoke 2 cigars in one sitting

Bro, today was insane—definitely a 2-gar night.

by mrfalcon August 1, 2024