The Ham is on the Table!

1. A metaphorical statement implying a complete loss of tolerance for a given situation.

2. A statement confirming the beginning or end of any course of action regarding a given situation. (i.e. "It's on now" or "The shit has hit the fan"

I'm tired of that fool talkin all that shit about me...The ham is on the table!

The Ham is on the Table! by Noeliam83 October 4, 2009

Parking the Tiger 

v. To park the tiger means to throw up - puke - vomit.

--"Oh my God! Shea is parking the tiger all over that dudes shoes!"

Parking the Tiger by SirStephicus December 20, 2009

mimi the tomato head 

someone who loves red but hates tomatoes,
and cannot live without potatoes.
Pretty awesome but random at times, always changes their preference of hot guys, but always is dedicated to zac efron.

Is Jap, but wants to be aussie and korean?

can define wheter or not a song is jap or chinese!

always loses their phone
But in general an awesome friend! :)

Dude, that person is like mimi the tomato head, she's so crazy!

mimi the tomato head by gracca-gugumimi2010 May 19, 2010

polishing the trophy 

The act of masturbating after a great accomplishment. Also, the act of giving a hand-job to someone who has just won an event.

He will be polishing the trophy tonight.
Greg polished the trophies for the entire team.

polishing the trophy by FTH Coug June 13, 2010

light the tree 

smoking weed

dubstep is so great after we light the tree

light the tree by lindsaymichelle February 28, 2011

Mash the turnip 

When a man tries to have sex while his penis is flacid.

Marty was doing very well with Elizabeth throughout the evening, though because he was too drunk, when it was time to make love, all he could do was mash the turnip.

Mash the turnip by The Intangible June 21, 2011

Poaching The Tradesman's Entrance 

Stimulating your partner's anus, with fingers and tongue before penetration; licking and teasing the anus in anticipation of penetrating; the act of penetrating the anus as part of foreplay. The act of finger or tongue fucking the anus.

She never expected me to poach the tradesman's entrance but she's glad I did: she like's to know I'll be poaching the tradesman's entrance tonight.

Poaching The Tradesman's Entrance by Evil Incarnate. November 30, 2011