I’m dead

A song by Duckwrth featuring Sabrina Claudio.

“Skull emoji nigga I’m dead ☠️“

I’m dead by Poojaypls2000 August 18, 2018

don't get dead 

An American curruption of the phrase "don't get killed".

Ofton used as a joke.

Radio Transmission:

Don't get dead, Jack

don't get dead by IrishRepublicanArmy November 16, 2003

Wave a Dead Chicken Over It 

A term commonly used in technology meaning to do some useless, unhelpful thing in hopes it will solve a problem. For example, restarting your computer.

Intern: AGH! My computer froze!
Supervisor: Well, why don't you just wave a dead chicken over it; restart it.

Wave a Dead Chicken Over It by Leah77777777777777777777 October 4, 2008

House of the Dead 2 

A term used to describe any game with atrocious voice acting.

This game's story and gameplay are good, but it's voice acting makes it a House of the Dead 2!

House of the Dead 2 by Prof. Goldman February 19, 2010

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch 

A part of the series lost

Dear, why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch by Derpyp September 19, 2016

You were dead 

The hebrew term for "You wish!"
and in hebrew: "ha'ita met!".

Karl: "Do u mind licking my balls?"
Pfifi: "You were dead!".

You were dead by RubberDuck March 20, 2005

Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant! 

Can be used with or without the "Well". Australian equivalent of the American "Well, stick a fork in me because I am done!" Expression of surprise or disgust, or of having absolutely nothing else to say, or of being flummoxed, bewildered, dismayed, stunned, or perplexed. Acronyms: WFMDABMP, FMDABMP, WFMD, FMD. For some really good examples, watch the Australian movie "Welcome to Woop Woop". BTW, FMD would be an appropriate Australian response for an Australian completely mortified by an American telling him that his favorite Australian movie is "Welcome to Woop Woop".

American: "My favorite Australian movie is 'Welcome to Woop Woop'."
Australian: "I am grossly mortified! Not all Australians are like that! That movie does not accurately reflect Australia!"
American: "Well, fuck me dead! I live in Los Angeles and you're telling me that movies aren't real?"

Question from atop the toilet: "Where's the toilet paper?"

Answer: "We're out of toilet paper."
Response: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"

Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant! by The Winn Drive Wonder June 30, 2017