Simp

simp is a acronym of the military ranking:

Simian
Imitating
Military
Personal

yes, im a simp. Simian Imitating Military Personal

by Jobb February 24, 2021

luchador simp

large, Mexican man that simps over a chica.

Yo, Sam is such a luchador simp. He's a big man that loves his girls.

by large Richard October 28, 2020

___the.weird._.simp

The best, cutest person and mutual, literally the best person on the whole world <3.

-Who’s ___the.weird._.simp?
-The cutest person on the whole word

by his favourite person ig July 5, 2021

Simp

Your Mom

Your mom is a simp

by Dig Buck Jay November 24, 2021

Simp

A man or woman who will do anything for another (especially when they're in love) in hope for attention.

Boy 1: "Im gonna pay this streamer 100 dollars for her to say my name"
Boy 2: "Dude you're such a simp"

by IAmTryingMyBest October 26, 2020

simp

a simp is known as a bloke that is overly generous towards a girl, or in some cases, a group if girls. a simp can be easily identified by how they act. their behaviours may include the compulsive need to buy unnecessary shit for people, offer friends rides or offering to walk them somewhere, maybe even pay for their bus fare. anyone that goes by the name ‘tyler wheeler’ is well known to be the biggest simp of a group.

seth: ‘oi tyler bruv surely buy me that shirt’ tyler wheeler: ‘what size’
jacob: ‘omg you are such a simp tyler’

by gaypoogood March 27, 2020

Simp

If your name is Bola, Jonathan or Daniel you are 100% a simp. From Simpcinatti.

Bola, Daniel and Jonathan simp so hard for every girl.

by Badgalstef June 11, 2020