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Breastmilk cow

a slur given for a mom that is fat af and recently gave birth to a child.
or it can also be a slur for the same thing but instead of a newborn, it's a cringy ass kid inbetween the ages of 1-12
Dude: look at that stupid ass baby!
Reboot Thomas: *staring into your soul*
Dude: your mom is a breastmilk cow
Reboot thomas: *chopper crying*

Breastista 

Breastista is a mammography technologist that is a specialist in positioning the breast for a mammogram.
I will be your Breastista today. Or Your Breastista will be Cathy.
Breastista by Dimples66 January 16, 2023

Breasting Chair 

A dual purpose chair used for both breast feeding and resting
“I thought this was a regular chair I didn’t know it was a breasting chair
Breasting Chair by GeorgeFeeney February 27, 2023

Breasticide 

Short word for ''Breast Cancer Death'', when a woman dies of breast cancer
My ex wife was a victim of Breasticide
Breasticide by 426911 March 22, 2023

Breasties before testes 

From parks and recreation, means girls before guys
Ann: are you sure youre ok that im going on a date with mark?
Leslie: Yeah! Im over mark, all that matters is that we’re still friends
Ann: Breasties before testes!

Breastwurst 

A term related to tittyfucking which describes either; the penis during the act of tittyfucking. (noun)

or

The act of sliding one's throbbing knob, forward and aft, between two FEMALE breasts until which time a MALE orgasm is achieved. (verb)

Akin to a firm German sausage nestling into a soft and pillowy bun
The young woman had such a soft ample bosom, one couldn't help but give her the breastwurst. (noun)

"Shawty, I'm sprung and yo tits looking fire! Let's breastwurst. (verb)