by DatBoi0000001 March 8, 2018

by THEYEETREAPER69 April 12, 2022

Most likely in a prison shower, you get stuck in between the wall/floor and a big man with a big erect penis
So how was your stay at the penitentiary Johnny?
I dropped the soap and got stuck In between a cock and a hard place!
I dropped the soap and got stuck In between a cock and a hard place!
by Tony_Pepporoni December 23, 2022

by Tommy Dollar January 7, 2024

by TheOGPhoenixV1 May 14, 2022

A tickle hard happens after you’ve fucked and orgasmed, and your clit/penis is so sensitive that you can’t stand for it to be touched because it causes an unbearable tickle, almost painful, but not quite in that category. It is just a tickle that is a hard ass mother fucker, causing one to jerk and display seizure like activity, and some may even pee from the sensitivity and the ticklehard.
by My name is puka… March 22, 2023

A play on the phrase "hard of hearing". Often said as "acting hard of understanding".
1. Pretending like one doesn't understand or feigning ignorance, especially if the topic is simple; disingenuous; goofy; playing dumb
2. A reproach for someone who completed a request either incompletely and incorrectly, usually out of laziness: especially if the task was simple or explained several times; stupid
3. A reproach for someone who is only half listening and giving inappropriate or no response
4. Hard-headed, stubborn
1. Pretending like one doesn't understand or feigning ignorance, especially if the topic is simple; disingenuous; goofy; playing dumb
2. A reproach for someone who completed a request either incompletely and incorrectly, usually out of laziness: especially if the task was simple or explained several times; stupid
3. A reproach for someone who is only half listening and giving inappropriate or no response
4. Hard-headed, stubborn
He acted hard of understanding when I asked him to bring in the groceries, only bringing in the bags in the front seat and pretending not to see those in the back seat.
by Dann326 June 10, 2019
