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A Walking Minefield

A person who is essentially unstable. You never know what will randomly trigger an episode of rage from them. Anything from a joke, to a random topic or even just existing as a friend to them may be enough to randomly set them off. People who become long term friends with walking minefields will learn them like an old game of mine sweeper, but will always get exploded due to the being close factor. Walking minefields will use the most personal, hurtful, insane attacks against their friends when this random/unwarranted mine shows up.
I cant be friends with someone that's a walking minefield where if you say the wrong thing they yell at you and block you instead of talking it out. Like how was I supposed to know I'm not allowed to talk about cookies because ur dad died from choking on a cookie??
by liberkelon April 21, 2024
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Elephant walk

When you tuck your dick between your legs and parade around like an elephant,using your arm as its trunk, all while your friend joins behind you holding your dick and acting like the elephants second half.
We got our ass kicked in our hockey game so we did the elephant walk into the shared shower after the game and showed the other team what a real team looked like.
by Fake Banana May 11, 2024
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Walking the monkey

I'll be right back, I'm going to go walk the monkey. I'm back, walking the monkey was easy
by IBleachedMyEyes February 24, 2020
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Baby Elephant Walk

A "bonding" exercise in the form of a physical activity wherein participants form either a conga line or circle, bend over whilst naked (from at least the waste down), place their head against the buttocks of the person in front, grasp his penis with one hand, thence proceed to move forward, typically at increasing pace until the line is broken

Of course, such activity is usually frowned upon by authorities and, as such, may normally only be proceeded with at such gatherings as Rugby (Union) teams at English public boarding schools
Coach: Next game will be against the Boers...

They've bringing their best game...

And they'll have been practising...

How are we going to beat them?

Jenkins: Team work!

Coach: Let's bond then!

Watson-Smythe: Baby Elephant Walk!

Team: Yea!!!
by GuttandTag July 25, 2022
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The Walking Depths

A name with an insurmountable amount of aura.
John: Have you heard of "The Walking Depths"?
Bobby: Yeah I did! They helped me out of a depths ganking earlier, on my power 20 PVE slot.
by FreakyFelinor November 30, 2024
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The Walking Dead

Person 1: Oh boy! The Walking Dead is my favorite activity!
Person 2: Isn't The Walking Dead a TV show?
Person 1: No, silly! The Walking Dead is a lifestyle, it's a way of life. I tend to bang people with my wired bat because of i.
by TallllllllMannnn January 7, 2023
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pre-road-trip walk

A prudent no-financial-cost-to-you "hoofin' it" journey that you take to a certain location prior to driving there in your fuel-sucking auto-bubble, to actually "see for yourself" if whatever conditions/circumstances that someone of questionable integrity told you about really are the case, or if you'd just be going on a wild goose chase and merely consuming your costly gas for nothing.
I always perform a pre-road-trip walk (or I'll bike or hitch-hike or otherwise find a way to travel there "for free") to a stated destination whenever one of da local riff-raff requests me to drive there --- too many times in da past I've merely wasted an hour and used several gallons of expensive gasoline, only to discover that the shallow-minded idiot who'd asked me to "go and help" wasn't even "for real", and so either (1) there was nobody and/or nothing whatsoever at the place I'd been requested to drive to, or (2) someone else entirely --- and who usually was someone whom I had expressly said I would never assist anymore due to his outrageously-inapprorpate treatment of me in the past --- was there to request my help instead of the "promised" more-desirable person or persons, or (3) whoever was there knew nothing about whatever matter that I'd been sent there to act on, and sometimes I even got in trouble for "trespassing" or otherwise "disturbing the peace".
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
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