1 Can Man

only takes 1 alcoholic beverage to feel the the effect

have you heard about billy he’s a 1 can man

by The leaker February 4, 2025

Yes we can take your rights away

And if my response is murdering kids, then what? Then they just die.

Hym "And then you pretend is WASN'T the you refusing to acknowledge my rights... Probably cry like a bitch in private or in public... And then everyone else has to play along and live in delusion it you OR ELSE they ALSO don't get rights... But that isn't going to be the TRUE DICHOTOMY because you are doing this arbitrarily... And when your kids get murdered over it you pretend it isn't happening... So 'Yes we can take your rights away' is the language of someone who wants their kids to get murdered... Do... Do you want me to do it today? Should I go for a walk?"

by Hym Iam August 20, 2024

Can of whop-ass

A typical shelf-stable can of whop-ass, a substance known to obliterate those who oppose it.

"I'm gonna open up a can of whop-ass on you!

by JackofJacks November 29, 2022

Can sculper

Someone who sculps cans. Of low standing and decent.

You dirty can sculper.

by Ryoga March 3, 2018

Gaming Cans

An empty soda can designed for you to piss in for uninterrupted gaming. If it's wide enough. you may be able to fit a few dukes in there too.

I am ready to ROCK this valorant game, got my gaming cans ready

by comicsansessay39 June 20, 2023

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️

by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024

can i chew your box

When a man inappropriately asks a women during foreplay to perform oral sex on her.

While his finger was deep in Michelle's vagina, Tripp awkwardly stopped all actions and asked, "Can I chew your box?"

by Michellebell November 23, 2013