Fortnite battle chair

A chair with a hole at anus level in it with a giant bucket with a tube at crotch level for shitting and pissing while playing fortnite. Perfect for no-lifed addicts who can play the game without having to take a piss or shit in the toilet
Hey man, i am ready to dominate fortnite today, got my Fortnite Battle Chair ready
by comicsansessay39 June 21, 2023
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Gaming Cans

An empty soda can designed for you to piss in for uninterrupted gaming. If it's wide enough. you may be able to fit a few dukes in there too.
I am ready to ROCK this valorant game, got my gaming cans ready
by comicsansessay39 June 21, 2023
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Floyd Flattener

A move typically used as a finishing move to kneel on one's neck, the name originating from Derek Chauvin killing George Floyd
In the bareknuckle tournament, I finished my opponent off with the Floyd Flattener
by comicsansessay39 April 13, 2024
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