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Emo Pirate Comb-over

When an emo too has uneven bangs combed over to the side, covering one eye, thus resembling an eye patch.
"Aiden is a tool because he wears his hair in that stupid emo pirate comb-over. And his name Aiden. Double fail."
by Broman Polanski February 21, 2014
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under and over

At a brothel you postion yourself on your hands and knees. She starts at the crack and tougues up to your knob.
''Boy that under and over i got last night was a sloppy one''
by underandover69 February 23, 2014
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universal screw over theory

(noun)
People try to treat people impudently and act as if they are not accepting their punishment when other people take what they dish out but accept their punishment when people do not take what they dish out to avoid being not left off the hook. If someone tries to treat you impudently or unjustly and you just take what they dish out then that person gets to treat you impudently.

It's necessary to an extent for some humans to have someone they can treat impudently so they can blow off steam with or for some for other purposes which may be sadistic. For someone to have a certain positive emotion it is not necessarily the case that someone else has to experience an equal emotion in magnitude but negative; however, it most certainly can work that way and some people try to treat other people unjustly, impudently or just straight out wrong but do it in such a way that they can be left off the hook and in some cases get that person's consent.
John waived his right against Kelly when Kelly screwed him over, so by the universal screw over theory, he has to let Kelly off the hook when Kelly treats him impudently.
by Resbyall July 15, 2014
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Drink This over

Sort of like "Think this over" only with diminished decision making faculties. Usually poor decisions come from this course of action. The act of making a decision fueled by booze.
Gee let me see... You want me to come to your hotel room and get naked with you. Let me drink this over a minute will you. Ok... whats the worst that can happen.
by word jockey April 11, 2015
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Being bent over elbows to ankles

So the Boss wants me to work Saturdays without over-time now. I gotta say I feel like I'm being bent over elbows to ankles here.
by SquidSplitter January 24, 2016
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Backcountry bend over

The backcountry bend over is the act of going off into the backcountry of a mountain while snowboarding or skiing and having sex, bent over a trim trunk. Could also be substituted with against a tree, if a tree is not laying across the ground.
"My girlfriend and I made up a new sex position while we were on a snowboarding trip. It's called the backcountry bend over."
by Tricounty18 January 27, 2016
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Backcountry bend over

The act of having sex in the backcountry of any ski resort because waiting is just not an option. It works best over a tree limb that has fallen or a tree truck for support.
My girlfriend and I went for a weekend away for snowboarding, we were able to enjoy the slopes and numerous sex positions including a new one, the backcountry bend over!
by Tricounty18 April 30, 2016
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