Bean & Egg

Sometimes referred to as "the old bean & egg", is a sexual act which involves placing your nutsack on your partner's chin while simultaneously ejaculating into a flour tortilla, corn tortillas can be used but do not hold up as well. The tortilla does not need to be eaten but can be for bonus eggs.

Man, this morning I gave Shana the old bean & egg!
Nice bro...friggin a

by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao March 11, 2020

steakon and eggs

Steak bacon and eggs for breakfast, normally consumed by fat gunshop owners

"Andy is so fat he thinks he invented steakon and eggs"

by cdjp84 June 21, 2021

Egg

something that is popped out from a bird's butt.

I saw a chicken laying an Egg.

by gltichtr4p April 28, 2022

Suck an egg

Similar to ‘step on Lego’, a meaningless insult that has no correlation to an actual egg.

Bill: “ you’re so stupid”
Susan: “suck an egg”

by Idkapparentlyicandothis October 10, 2021

turtle eggs

when 10 guys each put their nutsacks in one man's butthole and ejaculate at the same time

hesus: dammn those turtle eggs last night are what keep me from committing suicide.

by the titty ytickler February 22, 2021

Egg Jizz

(n). The clear, long, stringy goo of an egg white that hangs from a cracked egg shell. Nasty looking stuff that resembles a body secretion.

I was cracking eggs for an omelet into a mixing bowl. The third egg had some egg jizz hanging off the shell, not wanting to fall off.

by boggler January 24, 2019

aloe-egg-lily

She is a stupid idiot who is obsessed with Just Dance, Danganronpa, and many more. She has a Wattpad account too.

“Man, Aloe-Egg-Lily is such a simp.”

“I agree, she’s such a weirdo.”

by Aloe Soda October 27, 2020