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facebook stress
Stress brought on by your facebook friends posting comments on their wall which have no intent other than to cause you to worry, wonder, or otherwise stress out about the full story. Usually the poster has no intention to clarify or provide additional context, thereby increasing the stress caused.
My cousin posted a comment that said, "Just when I was beginning to trust again, I get let down." It caused major Facebook stress.
facebook stress by Micah A. May 31, 2014
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Facebook Resume
The act of adding every little detail about one's life, including but not limited to:
1) in which city were you born in
2) which schools you attended and in which cities
3) what accomplishments you've achieved, academic, curricular, etc.
4) where have you worked or currently work at
5) what skills or hobbies you acquire
6) which university or college you attended and in which year you graduated
7) what did you major in while you were completing you're post-secondary education
and the list can go on on.......
but sadly enough, even after exposing everything about one's life via facebook, still many people are unable to find jobs. This is because facebook is not a website to look for jobs/work.
1) in which city were you born in
2) which schools you attended and in which cities
3) what accomplishments you've achieved, academic, curricular, etc.
4) where have you worked or currently work at
5) what skills or hobbies you acquire
6) which university or college you attended and in which year you graduated
7) what did you major in while you were completing you're post-secondary education
and the list can go on on.......
but sadly enough, even after exposing everything about one's life via facebook, still many people are unable to find jobs. This is because facebook is not a website to look for jobs/work.
John has been updating his facebook continously over the past two months. He has listed all his academic accomplishments, what teams and institutions he has worked for, where he has volunteered and worked, what scholarships and bursaries he has received and where and what he studied and in which year. But despite his habit of updating his Facebook Resume, he has been unable to find himself a real job. John has been unable to realize that facebook is not made for this purpose.
Facebook Resume by thunder_bolt001 July 5, 2014
Facebook Jealousy Syndrome
The condition in which someone you like gets into a relationship with someone else, which then leads to stalking your crush's significant other's Facebook page, usually in sadness and narcissism.
"My girl got together with another guy. I went through his Facebook page to see how horrible he is."
"Dude, I think you have Facebook Jealousy Syndrome."
"Dude, I think you have Facebook Jealousy Syndrome."
Facebook Jealousy Syndrome by Judennan July 12, 2014
Facebook Live
A feature on Facebook that allows users to live stream what they're doing at that moment. Typically used to stream events, games, vacations, etc., but nowadays people use it to stream something lame like what they're eating for dinner, what they're watching on Netflix, or a million other things we could care less about.
Seriously, if you're gonna use Facebook live, at least show us something worthwhile like your overseas trip or something. Nobody cares what goes on in your day to day life.
Facebook Live by Krackerjacksnacks April 18, 2018
facebook group kathy
Does everything a Karen would do at a store or restaurant with wanting to speak to a manager about the upmost ridiculous shit.
Oh great, Facebook Group Kathy is probably going to report our comments to the group administrators to get me kicked out.
facebook group kathy by Butch Prophesies May 4, 2020
Facebook Aspie
A Facebook friend who seems to have Aspergers when it comes to social interaction on Facebook. You can leave a comment on a status or their timeline and you'll get no response. It's common Facebook etiquette to acknowledge those who communicate with you on Facebook with a response or a "like". Facebook Aspies refuse to do either of these things. Instead they ignore you due to a lack of skills to interact, but in reality these Aspies are more than likely just inconsiderate pricks and you should un-friend them immediately.
You - "Hey, Otto, that's a great picture."
Otto- "crickets"
Otto is a Facebook Aspie.
You - "Hey, Otto, that's a great looking family you got there. Congratulations.
Otto - "crickets"
Again, Otto being a Facebook Aspie.
Otto- "crickets"
Otto is a Facebook Aspie.
You - "Hey, Otto, that's a great looking family you got there. Congratulations.
Otto - "crickets"
Again, Otto being a Facebook Aspie.
Facebook Aspie by Bilbo Baxter August 26, 2013