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APPLES ARE JUCIEY AND REALLY RED LIKE THE NEW VERSION OF A SMURF SHOUTOUTY TO MY FRIENDS OLIVIA AND AESLEN THX

APPLES ARE JUICY PERIOT

by okay_boomer December 10, 2019

apple

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apple bear

by ampleinanga January 16, 2022

Apple

A vegetable that is red

I ate the apple

by Mixerfiretaker July 22, 2023

Apple Kid

Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.

“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”

by NizariahP August 26, 2022

As American as apple pie

A common word almost exclusively used to describe when you take something and claim it as your own, encapsulating the true American way... Committing purgery

"go to the principal's office your essay is as American as apple pie"

by Just a guy on a mission July 4, 2025

Apple-24-0001

To which point you can scroll to year one on the Apple Calendar and witness for yourself that 1 A.D. was the longest year ever.

“Have you seen an Apple-24-0001?”
*scrolls all the way up*
“HOLY HELL”

by CosmicPantom2896 October 9, 2022

rotten apple

a) an offensive term for a school age child (under the age of 18) who has disciplinary problems and is being rebellious against their parents.

b) a piece of bad news

mother: Becky, i have a rotten apple for you. I didn't give birth to you so as a teenager you would be a rotten apple.

Becky: Lol. i not a rotten apple, mom. you as my compilliterate simply don't understand the children and teenagers of our generation.

by Sexydimma September 18, 2012