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Jonas Brothers 

A group of three brothers from New Jersey that write their own music and care about their fans.

A group as popular as the Jonas Brothers, otherwise known as JB or JoBros, will have good and bad publicity.

The band, consisting of Joe, 20, Nick, 17, and Kevin, 21, are often compared to the Beatles, a very popular band that shaped the world's history.

The Jonas Brothers have released 4 ablums so far, It's About Time (2006), Jonas Brothers (2007), A Little Bit Longer (2008), and Lines, Vines and Trying Times (2009). Each album has at least one song that stands out to listeners. The song Mandy, featured on It's About Time, is about a close family friend who dated Joe. They are still great friends. The self-titled album has many songs that fans still listen to including S.O.S., Hold On, When You Look Me In The Eyes, and Year 3000. They wrote all of these except for Year 3000 which was also on It's About Time. Burning Up and A little Bit Longer are the two most mentioned on A little Bit Longer. Nick, the youngest who has diabetes, wrote the song ( shortened to ALBL by many) while in Canada filming Camp Rock 1. Paranoid and Much Better are only 2 of many great songs on Lines, Vines and Trying Times (shortened to LVATT by fans). The song Fly with Me was featured in the end credits of the movie "Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian" where JB did the voices of three cherub statues.
Teenie: Oh Em Jay!!! I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS! Nick and Joe are the only good looking JoBros. Kevin is ugly. He shouldn't be in the band.

Real Fan doesn't say anything. Real Fan shoots the Teenie in the head and lets them bleed.
Jonas Brothers by oliviaisme September 30, 2009
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Jonas Brothers haters 

people who have an ugly attitude and like to bag on the decent caring guys who are in a famous (or once famous) band for fun
They most commonly stereotype fans as kids or idiots.
They do not acknowledge that music is subjective and sometimes bash the fans as well.
Some have been overly passionate Beatles fans that don't understand that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and that the Jonas Brothers are not trying to tarnish the Beatles as they are heavily influenced by them.

They either have a sick sense of humor or are insecure and try to cover it up by bashing someone else.
1) Fan 1: Did you see what those Jonas Brothers haters said?
Me: There's probably something wrong with them. Maybe they weren't loved as a child.

2)
Rude person: Do people actually still love the Jonas Sisters? I thought those faggots were replaced by Justin Bieber
Me: And yet you're still hating why? If you think that no one cares then why bother to make that comment

Blood Brothers 

When a guy dances with a girl who is having her period and the blood leaks through and gets onto the guys jeans. This blood stained fellow is now blood brothers with the girls current boyfriend.
"Ah fuck, well I guess this makes use blood brothers now."
Blood Brothers by Mr. Nuguuyen December 28, 2007

igloo brothers 

A derivative of "eskimo brothers", but instead of both men having sex with the same woman - it is that both men independent of when - have masturbated in the same home.
Wait a minute bro, you lived at 123 East Washington Street? Me too! We must be igloo brothers!

Jonas Brothers Haters 

Jonas Brothers haters, are those very biased people that call the Jonas Brothers
"Rich whiteboys"

They did not originate rich, and they are very down-to-earth, if you must know. These people need to get the facts straight before they talk their nonsense.
Fangirl: Hi my name is Ali and I <3333 the Jonas Brothers
Jonas Brothers Haters: THEY A GAY WHITEBOY FAGGOTS.
Fangirl: No, no their music is wonderful
Hater: FUCK YOU STUPID
They then log off .

Brotherhood 

1. An epic Mario Kart Wii clan hat uses the tag βr☆
and doesn't hack. Got that? So why don't you go play someone you can actually beat?

2. A group of males who work together to make sure they are fair to all, if not only a little bit elitist...
Our Brotherhood will crush the opposition as long as we stick together!
Brotherhood by Silver Pudding June 30, 2009

Tunnel brothers 

Max fucks Ethan in the ass while Ethan is fucking Katherine. At a later time Katherine fucked Josh. Now Max and Josh are tunnel buddies cause they are both connected by Katherine's Vag.
yo dawg, we tunnel brothers. We both sorta hit that
Tunnel brothers by MattNola504 March 12, 2017