hows yer face?

A term used in almost any circumstance. May be used in a derogatory manner or as a general enquiry as to a persons wellbeing.

On seeing an old acquaintance for the first time in a while - Hows Yer Face?
or
After being insulted by a vagabond - Hows yer face?

by Hindsightman September 25, 2005

cat caught yer thumb

Ref. to no chat on cell

Cat caught yer thumb or twat?

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Foos yer Doos

In legible English this means hows your trainers. A Keith term derived by lads who obviously have an obsession with other peoples shoes.

"Foos yer Doos Min!"

by Doogie Broon March 5, 2008

Yer dogs got tets

The only way to kill a man with four magic words

Guy 1 "fuck off ye wee specky cunt"
Guy 2 "mate, yer dogs got tets"
*guy 1 combusts into a pile of ash"

by Gayspeckycunt May 24, 2018

shut yer fuckin' pie hole

What just must be said to an individual so divorced from the reality of truth that nothing can redeem them.

Yup! It was all the scientists and their .. logic, that got us into this COVID mess. Making us all wear masks that don't work, washing germs off of our hands and keeping away from sick people. Idiots, the lot...

How about you (and your knuckle draggin', privileged, ass-wipe president) shut yer fuckin' pie hole and listen to REALITY!

by YAWA October 20, 2020

Spider manned yer dog lad

To cum in ones hand and flick it in your pooch's face in a spider man web gesture

"Spider manned yer dog lad"

What have you done today Ronald?

Spider manned yer dog lad

...suck us

by Fiz10dollah March 28, 2020

don't kick yer coon dog

Colloqialism from the American South, literally means don't bit the hand that feeds you.

BILLY: God damn, woman! Old man Winter's makin' me work on the weekend ho'ing his damn soil!
SUSIE: Well is he payin' you that there overtime?
BILLY: Yeah. So?
SUSIE: So shut yer trap and put on yer work boots for an extra day's pay! We need to get little Billy new shoes and our roof busted a hole again!
BILLY: Aw, Susie-
SUSIE: I said shut it! Don't kick yer coon dog!

by HelenHar July 22, 2008