A child wrote on his Facebook: "My dad registered an account in Facebook! And he sent me a friend request? WTF!"
His dad replied: "Dear son, what is the meaning of WTF?"
The child wrote: "Welcome To Facebook!"
His dad replied: "Dear son, what is the meaning of WTF?"
The child wrote: "Welcome To Facebook!"
by wtfl4lwtfwfc August 22, 2014
Get the WTFmug. Prononciation like "what tough"
Straight meanings:
World Trade Footage
World Trade Falsehood
World Trade Fancy
World Trade Fiction
World Trade fabrication
World Trade Fibing
...
1.An elaborate fabricated story on purpose to dissimulate the truth, to misinform listeners or viewers and to mislead them.
2. A lie, a fiction, a falsification of truth.
3. A topass, a boobass, a show-up girl or woman, a bitch
Straight meanings:
World Trade Footage
World Trade Falsehood
World Trade Fancy
World Trade Fiction
World Trade fabrication
World Trade Fibing
...
1.An elaborate fabricated story on purpose to dissimulate the truth, to misinform listeners or viewers and to mislead them.
2. A lie, a fiction, a falsification of truth.
3. A topass, a boobass, a show-up girl or woman, a bitch
1. Coastello:
"Say Abee, how'bout Jo Mac Cain million followers on Twister?
Abwoat:
"Wtf***, machine collectors 24/24-7/7!"
2. Coastello:
" Ab, guess what? Chelsee wants to commit suicide!?"
Abwoat:
"Wtf***"
3. Abwoat:
"That Chelsee girl... what a Wtf*** she is. No shit, one should train seriously to get to that level of stress without brain failure. She wrote a tweet telling the whole world she saw two alliens with suitcases trying to burglarize her neighbour's house. That she called nine-one-one but not even one showed up."
Coastello:
"Holy Book, she must be a shaïtantologist... did she voted for Hillary Clinton again?Dam bitch!"
"Say Abee, how'bout Jo Mac Cain million followers on Twister?
Abwoat:
"Wtf***, machine collectors 24/24-7/7!"
2. Coastello:
" Ab, guess what? Chelsee wants to commit suicide!?"
Abwoat:
"Wtf***"
3. Abwoat:
"That Chelsee girl... what a Wtf*** she is. No shit, one should train seriously to get to that level of stress without brain failure. She wrote a tweet telling the whole world she saw two alliens with suitcases trying to burglarize her neighbour's house. That she called nine-one-one but not even one showed up."
Coastello:
"Holy Book, she must be a shaïtantologist... did she voted for Hillary Clinton again?Dam bitch!"
by Slangherinthenight August 2, 2009
Get the Wtf***mug. An alternate meaning for what is typically associated with this nomenclature. Instead of "What the fuck" let it also mean "With true fairness". This way, it will obtain a much broader range of users especially those who abhor profanity!
by 2guitarjohn May 11, 2014
Get the WTFmug. by Cheeriozzz May 29, 2011
Get the wtfmug. by TheGoldBull July 10, 2012
Get the WTFmug. 1. What Halo/CoD players say when they die in bullshit ways.
2. What girls say in texts to something rediculous (My bad, TXTs. Ok?).
3. What people say when they see their friend addicted to Justin Beiber.
4. One of the most over used acronyms so far.
5. What little kids playing Halo/CoD scream.
6. My dick is going to explode.
2. What girls say in texts to something rediculous (My bad, TXTs. Ok?).
3. What people say when they see their friend addicted to Justin Beiber.
4. One of the most over used acronyms so far.
5. What little kids playing Halo/CoD scream.
6. My dick is going to explode.
(Player 1:) Yo man I'm close to my high score streaks!
(Player 1 gets shot by pistol.)
(Player 1:) WTF? I don't even...
(Player 2:) You must be a virgin, or new to Call of Duty.
(Player 1 gets shot by pistol.)
(Player 1:) WTF? I don't even...
(Player 2:) You must be a virgin, or new to Call of Duty.
by IHitPuberty March 25, 2013
Get the WTF?mug. by sarah14297 July 4, 2009
Get the wtfmug.