Wesker

A name that belongs to the best dog that ever was. Originally given to give embodiment to a destructive little shit, it quickly became a name loved by everyone that met him. Truly, one that can and will always be called best friend.

Guy One: What's his name?
Guy Two: Wesker!
Guy One: Like the Resident Evil character?
Guy Two: Exactly! He chewed up all of my stuff, I figured the name would fit.

by TheBarghest July 19, 2019

Weekend Banana

Dick for the weekend/one night stand

Oh hey babe, want some of my weekend banana?

by Fortnite_epicman October 28, 2019

Weekend

Weekend is a word often used to describe something as being fully epic. It comes from the idea that the weekend is the best part of the week. And so if something is also "weekend" then it is also matches that level of greatness.

"Wow, that girl is so weekend!"
"I saw that band last night, it was weekend!"
"Having sex with her was weekend"

by Sourrys June 12, 2020

Pre-weekend wasted

Normally a Thursday night. It's not quite the weekend, but after working 4 days you need to go out and have a beer or twelve. Can involve trivia, live music, watching basketball/baseball/football or karaoke.

"At trivia last Cato got pre-weekend wasted."

"Ugh, it's almost Friday and I'm so ready for the weekend. Let's go out tonight and get pre-weekend wasted!!"

by Ms. Blackout aka Jane March 13, 2009

Plan B Weekend

A plan be weekend is when you throw all caution to the wind and take your girl to creampie city all weekend, only to deal with it Monday by taking Plan B emergency contraception.

Them: How was your weekend?
Me: Excellent, creampied my old lady 6 times and went to the pharmacy this morning for the morning after pill.
Them: Ah, the plan b weekend

by pee80 July 16, 2018

Mom’s Weekend

A weekend that the kids are staying with their dad (ex-husband/baby daddy) and mom has all weekend to do whatever she wants without any curfews or restrictions.

For mom’s weekend I’m going to get nasty throughout this house.

by Lobo1492 August 1, 2020

5-Day-Weekend

An event described in myth and legend only as bliss

Me: Hey bro, we have a 5-day-weekend

Friend: *dies*

by verycewlperson March 28, 2023