wartie sword

A dick riddled with genital warts and/or herpes, making finding a sexual partner a daunting task.

Meat Loaf is referring to his wartie sword in his song "I would do anything for love." Meat Loaf's monster remains on the leash despite advances from his bitch.

by workinghard January 8, 2009

Warehouse

The place where nudes are stored; Spank Bank; Orgy of the phone

I have 159 pictures and 2 videos in the warehouse, Hit me up if you want to swap

by Phat_Ballllllz January 25, 2017

Dirty Warthog

You take a brand new matchbox car, shove it up your shithole pull it out drive it around your girlfriends body like its worth a million dollars (make sure you painted her brown. don't forget to take a pitstop in her mouth) and then park it in her cave.....which one? you decide.

-Dude i totally gave my gf a dirty warthog last night.

-no way man! how did it go?
-well the piece of shit is still on my bed
-your gf or the car?
-BOTH

by Blade1172 August 11, 2009

testicle shiting rectal wart

1. YOU

You are a testicle shiting rectal wart!

by Juggalo3879 June 2, 2010

Nebraskan Warewolf

When You Chop off a girls pubes and cum on them and then put it on your face and howl like a Wolf!

Nebraskan Warewolf: ARRRUUUUUU!!!!

by milky Straws April 23, 2009

testical shitting rectal wart

Some who is being intolerable or annoying

Why do you have to be such a testical shitting rectal wart!

by Fatty Pedro 2 th MaXXX June 20, 2006

Washington Wart Wash

It's when you pop some exlax and squirt shit on to a chic's genital warts, virtually clearing them up.

toby: dude that fuckin hoe shirley had a gang of blisters so i hooked up a washington wart wash.

bobby: shirley's twat stinks

by bennypotsmoker March 29, 2007