what the ladies want 

Falls into two categories:
1. What the ladies say they want - sensitive, funny guys who won't treat them like shit, cheat on them, or dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.
2. What the ladies ACTUALLY want (or at least those that they pick) - 'hot' guys with a bad reputation (biker, rock star, felon) who will treat them like shit, cheat on them, and dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.

What the ladies NEED is to say one thing and do the SAME thing

what the ladies want by Pete September 7, 2003

i want to kill myself 

1-800-273-8255

I've been there, it gets better. Don't give up on yourself :)

friend1| i want to kill myself.
friend2| :(

i want to kill myself by destruction > improvement February 3, 2020

I still want to be friends 

A sentence used while dumping someone. What it really means is that you two will still be friends, but nothing more. In other words, no more pussy.

Sean, I feel like my feelings for you have been fading. I shouldn't have said yes to you in the first place, but I still want to be friends. That's OK right? (gives innocent smile)

I still want to be friends by SuPaPnOy2ReSQU June 15, 2004

Do you want to watch a movie? 

Most effective way to initiate sexual behavior without actually saying "do you want to engage in sexual behavior" Works well with drunk girls, Everybody knows that no one ever wants to just "come over to watch a movie"

(sexual tention is at an all time high)
Erika: Sew, what dew yew wanht tew dew?
Matt: do you want to watch a movie?
Erika: wat movie?!?!!!1
Matt: Just get on the couch.

Do you want to watch a movie? by Erikaoo122 January 25, 2009

i want to get railed 

touch starved? me too

I want to get railed so bad but I'm really sad

i want to get railed by pussydestroyers3221 November 3, 2020

I want this because of reasons 

A phrase used to when one wants something badly, usually something that seems strange or completely random. It's normally used when someone is either 1.) too excited about the item to explain why they want it or 2.) doesn't WANT to explain why they want it. The phrase is taken from the "Pardon Me" strip in the webcomic "Three Word Phrase."

Pardon me, Sir. Do you have anything that will make a butt extremely slippery? I want the slipperiest butt imaginable. The most slippery butt you can have is the kind of butt I want.

....I want this because of reasons.

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"Necomimi is the latest product from Neurowear. These fashionable cat ears use brain sensory to move according to your emotions..."

Someone put this on my Christmas list. I WANT THESE BECAUSE OF REASONS!!

I want this because of reasons by Nikki0417 December 17, 2011

For want of a nail 

A parable of exponentially cascading consequences.

For want of a nail a horseshoe was lost,
For want of a horseshoe a horse went lame,
For want of a horse a rider never got through,
For want of a rider a message never arrived,
For want of a message an army was never sent,
For want of an army a battle was lost,
For want of a battle a war was lost,
For want of a war a kingdom fell,
And all for want of a nail.

For want of a nail by Monkey's Dad April 2, 2020