close walker 

The friend who walks too close when walking next to you in public and keeps bumping into you. Its usually a flirty thing girls do but also done by close talkers and immigrants.

Scenario 1: Bob and Jane are walking around the mall. Jane bumps into Bob for the third time.

Bob: Are you a close walker?
Jane: What?
Bob: Wanna come over tonight?
Jane: Sure.

Scenario 2: Bob and Felicio are walking to McDonalds. Felicio bumps into Bob 14 times on the way there.

Bob: Is this how you always walk?
Felicio: What?
Bob: I have to go.

close walker by St. Pauli Girl December 14, 2008

The Walker B 

When you stick your entire foot up a donkeys anal cavity

I went to the zoo yesterday and gave that donkey The Walker B

The Walker B by Ju Ju Behive July 6, 2008

beat walker 

Cops, in groups of 2-5, that are randomly walking the city streets like that of New Haven, CT keeping the peace & looking for trouble.

"You see those beat walkers on the prowl?"
"Yeah, there's 3 of em on the corner, comin down the street."

beat walker by ButtaFly Bex December 31, 2013

Tent-Walker 

the word originates from a girl who fucks every guy on a camping trip. a girl who hops from guy to guy periodically. see thot

"Renee just came out of Jake's tent i think its Kyle's turn next. what a Tent-Walker."

Tent-Walker by not BryceGuzman June 2, 2014

channel walker 

A TV remote that changes the channel then walks away when you need it.

Have you seen the channel walker? I can't find it. It must have walked away.

channel walker by melshine May 15, 2015

Jonny Walker 

The name of the generic haircut favoured by a number of top footballers, particularly in the England football team. The haircut is a skin fade at the bottom to a fro on top. Rumour has it the haircut was started by Kyle Walker and monetised by Justin Carr. For examples see Jesse Lingaard, Kyle Walker and Dele Alli

Wow that's a great Jonny Walker! I'd love to get a Jonny Walker but I'm going bald. Who scored that goal? I can't tell, it was someone with a Jonny Walker.

Jonny Walker by WordsSmithWorth December 21, 2018

Wheeler Walker Jr

Wheeler Walker Jr is a country singer with some really fucked up songs with topics about incest, shoving a dildo up his asshole, eating pussy, kicking ass, sucking dick, eating out his ex’s dad’s ass, having sex by putting a finger up his butt, and smoking pot a lot. He has three albums and a greatest hits collection, those being Redneck Shit, Ol’ Wheeler, WWIII, and Fuck You Bitch: All-Time Greatest Hits

John: Have you listened to Wheeler Walker Jr?
Dave:No, why?
John: I have the sudden urge to shove a dildo up my asshole just to see if it can fit.

Wheeler Walker Jr by Pussyeaterdicksucker69 January 28, 2021