tp crumbs

The little bits of toilet paper that stick to your labia when you wipe.
OMG I realized i had had tp crumbs and had to get rid of them before my waxing session. Let alone my date. Damn cheap ass toilet paper.
by Tretull31 December 03, 2022
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TP Slide

When you slip the giant roll of toilet paper down your pants from Home Depot bathroom. Cuz there is no toilet paper at home
Man nobody has toilet paper, I did the TP Slidedown cuz I'm using socks at home..
Y'all think we can trade this for weed?
by WarChild April 04, 2020
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Punch of tp

The amount of tp or toilet paper squares you use to wipe you booty with.
Darn it, I am a punch of tp away from a clean bottom.

An average punch of tp is around 4-6 squares of tp.

Equivalent to around $10 - $13
by Tiaryen April 16, 2020
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Dutch tp

It is the act of throwing used toilet paper (toilet paper already used to clean shit from your ass) at any house other than yours. For further effect piss on the Dutch tp afterwards.
*In baseball game
Bill: "Hey Frank I'm going to the bathroom, do you want me to stop at the concessions stand afterwards to get you something to eat"
Frank: "Nah, but what you can do for me is save some of the toilet paper you're going to use in the bathroom. There's this neighbor of mine who pissed on my dog yesterday and I want to get him back for it by Dutch tp'ing his house."
Bill: "Sure thing"
by A swimmer April 12, 2015
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TP Etiquitte

When your room mate leaves just one sheet of toilet paper in the roll so (He or She) doesn't have to put a new roll on he dispenser.
Jan has no TP Etiquitte, she always leaves the last sheet on the roll.
by Pakman1281 March 31, 2012
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TPS

TPS is Temporary Protected Status. The definition of what makes one eligible for TPS needs to be expanded. Kind of like this definition.
TPS is a possibility for Venezuelan immigrants to avoid deportation that would put them in undue danger.

People all over the world that have fought for democracy need to be granted TPS immediately when needed.
by Watchthenews August 04, 2019
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Tps

Tps is used in messages or social media which stands for type shit. Type shit is used as, shit like that.
Friend: what did you do last night?
You: nothing I just hung out
Friend: Tps Tps
by TheyluvAurii December 10, 2022
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