The worst bug ever. Carries diseases like malaria and the yellow fever. Bites are itchy and annoying and distracting and frustrating. There would literally be no negative effect on the world if they were eradicated.
Dude guy person 1: SHIT I GOT BIT BY SOME MOSQUITOES
Dude guy person 2: OH CRAP WE'RE IN SOUTH AMERICA YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Dude guy person 1: AAAAAAAGH
Dude guy person 2: OH CRAP WE'RE IN SOUTH AMERICA YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Dude guy person 1: AAAAAAAGH
by Dudeguyperson3 November 15, 2013
Get the Mosquitoesmug. The most fucking annoying thing to ever walk the earth. They’re stupid insects with no purpose but to give everyone ugly ass pimples and drink blood like vampires.
by MINION TAMPONS? July 31, 2022
Get the Mosquitomug. The most annoying thing you'll ever see or hear anywhere ever.
They start their demonic ritual by landing on your skin, then they
insert a there tiny freakish straw into you. They collect blood from
you and carry viruses, then after the mini-devil gets away, it leaves
a red mark/dot on you that itches like hell.
They start their demonic ritual by landing on your skin, then they
insert a there tiny freakish straw into you. They collect blood from
you and carry viruses, then after the mini-devil gets away, it leaves
a red mark/dot on you that itches like hell.
by OhGodWhyAmIEvenHere August 31, 2013
Get the Mosquitomug. Beware of MOSQUITO infested areas whilst on holiday, particularly prevalent on beaches selling bracelets, handbags and key rings.
by Mrs Malaprop September 19, 2013
Get the mosquitomug. Dude 1: Wow, that guy has hella bruises...
Dude 2: Yeah, his girlfriend is a dom, and she reverse mosquito'd him last night.
Dude 2: Yeah, his girlfriend is a dom, and she reverse mosquito'd him last night.
by TaroSykes November 14, 2022
Get the reverse mosquitomug. To suck one tiny part of a story, quote, or situation out of context and then buzz around annoying everyone with it.
“Instead of reporting the whole study, that commentator was mosquitoing a single sentence to make it sound scary.”
by Homer that Meows September 23, 2025
Get the Mosquitoingmug. a useless bug, spreading malaria and irritating wounds on the body
they buzz annoyingly when you're trying to sleep
they buzz annoyingly when you're trying to sleep
by botermossel September 15, 2020
Get the mosquitomug.