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Mosquitoing 

The sexual practice of sounding, but with a straw. The partner then uses the straw and sucks the cum during arrival of the male
Trixie wanted to try mosquitoing and began jerking me off only to take a Capri sun staw, sound me with it, and sucked the cum out as I busted
Mosquitoing by Awont December 11, 2021
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Mosquitoing 

To suck one tiny part of a story, quote, or situation out of context and then buzz around annoying everyone with it.
“Instead of reporting the whole study, that commentator was mosquitoing a single sentence to make it sound scary.”
Mosquitoing by Homer that Meows September 23, 2025

Mosquito-ing 

When you're at a bar or night-club and you run out of your drink and have no money to buy a new one, so you use a straw to steal sips from other peoples' drinks while they aren't paying attention.
"I only bought a couple of drinks, but I was mosquito-ing drinks all night, so I was feelin' pretty good!"
Mosquito-ing by AHay November 21, 2009

misquitoing 

When someone eats out a girl on there period
"i found Henry misquitoing a girl he hooked up with last night"
misquitoing by Space kitty September 22, 2017

Mosquito-ing 

(Sexual act) To Mosquito, is to roll ones tongue, inserting it into either one of a female’s rear orifices, and suck through your tongue as if you were a mosquito.
Jeez, my boyfriend was really mosquito-ing me dry last night, I hope I don’t get malaria.
Mosquito-ing by DrBlueBalls April 18, 2020

Mosquitoitus 

When Dilaeny gets bit by a dozen mosquitoes and swells up huge.
Poor Dilaeny, looks like she's suffering from mosquitoitus again!

mosquitologically 

When you think about mosquitoes logically.
What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

Someone needs to think logically about mosquitos in this unjust/colorless world.
mosquitologically by Prighyattt March 20, 2025
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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