Fed Ex Pope

Character on Late Night with Conan O'Brien who wears a bathrobe and a Fed Ex box on his head.

The Fed Ex Pope mooned people in Canada on an episode of Late Night.

by Irish Reptilia November 05, 2004

belt fed wombat

A woman whose vigorous gyrations during the horizontal mambo can be likened to the reloading action of the water-cooled, belt-fed 'L6 Wombat Anti Tank Rifle'.

"Christ almighty," Barked Maltravers. "My old chap is the colour of an Icelandic sunset after tussling with that native gel!"

"Keen on the rumpo, was she?" inquired Wilberforce looking up from his copy of 'the felchers gazette'.

"Keen?!!" spluttered Maltravers. "She went at it like a belt fed wombat!!!"

by Dutts March 01, 2005

fed-ex nipples

Nipples that stretch so far out that you could mail them to someone and they would still be attached.

"Did you see Jessica's fed-ex nipples? They go on for miles."

by Sponjizz1930 June 18, 2014

The Fed-sale of 99

In 1999 3 black males killed a feaderal officer and sold it on e-bay for 44.00 and it had 74 bids.

Niggas remember 99 when them 3 niggas killed a fed got 9 to life -lil b

by Urban Dictionary November 08, 2003

Grass-fed Beef

A thicc dude who smokes weed

Boy 1: What do you want for dinner?
Girl 1: Anywhere that has GRASS-FED BEEF

Girl 2: I'm on a new diet that consists of only GRASS-FED BEEF

by johnwall2 March 16, 2018

K-Fed-Ex

Kevin Federline after Britney dumps him

K-Fed-Ex has hooked up with Christina Aguilera to help lick his wounds after his divorce from Britney

by merriamweb May 19, 2006

feds did a sweep

When the cops raid your crib to look for drugs

Tay: Yo the feds did a sweep

Nick: Bruh what thats some bullshit yo

by StrawberryFlavoredLasagna December 14, 2021