Short for the Federal Reserve Bank, A PRIVATE COMPANY which creates money out of thin air and loans said money to the US Government at interest.
by Aeolian December 26, 2009
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Slang for an agent from the FBI.
I was caught by the feds on Saturday.
by 1337 Str33t Ninj4 August 18, 2004
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The act of being caught by feds (police).
Matthew: Is that a fed over there
Dillion: Yeah, we need to dip, been fedded
Oliver: Fuck mush
by YungSKi January 8, 2018
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(n) Agents for the FEDeral Bureau of Investigation (FBI). Or, loosely, any federal agent(s) or agency, usually law enforcement related.
The feds broke dowm my grandma's door and stole her weed stash!
by Christopher Loomis August 20, 2005
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Rudeboys word for the Police. Even though its slang for the FBI in the U.S.
"Oi, we be'er blurt man! Dere's too many feds 'round 'ere."
by Anonymous April 28, 2003
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Fake wedding: A celebration for women who have concluded they don't want to/might not get married but don't want to miss out on their 'big day'. A response to the fact that most women only want to get married for a) the proposal (flattering) and b) the party (more undivided attention). An opportunity for ladies to spend a foolish amount of money on a dress they will wear once, a decent hairdo, a massive cake, flowers, a chauffer-driven entrance, a good time for all their loved ones and a photographer (to capture the 'blushing' hostess in as much glory as her middle-age can muster). Ideally combined with 40th birthday celebrations to encourage the co-operation of one's nearest and dearest, as opposed being branded an 'asshole'.
You're invited to attend my fedding this April. (You'd better be there as I'll be having a whale of a time, whether you are or not, and the pictures won't look as good if I'm alone.)
by frezley December 11, 2011
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The underlying urge of tiredness after consuming a vast amount of food.
We have been to an "all you can eat chinese" we have eaten too much, therefore... we are fedative
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