johnwall2's definitions
The girthy penis tip of an overweight man in his 50s. Typically surrounded by an untrimmed bush. May or may not be inflamed.
Female 1: Like a pig searching for truffles, I'm going to search out for some mid-century mushrooms.
Female 2: Its been a while since I've gotten some action with somebody my own age, I may have to settle for some mid-century mushrooms tonight.
Female 2: Its been a while since I've gotten some action with somebody my own age, I may have to settle for some mid-century mushrooms tonight.
by johnwall2 July 1, 2018
Get the Mid-Century Mushroommug. Boy 1: What do you want for dinner?
Girl 1: Anywhere that has GRASS-FED BEEF
Girl 2: I'm on a new diet that consists of only GRASS-FED BEEF
Girl 1: Anywhere that has GRASS-FED BEEF
Girl 2: I'm on a new diet that consists of only GRASS-FED BEEF
by johnwall2 May 11, 2018
Get the Grass-fed Beefmug.