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cheddar bob'd the toilet seat

"Awwwww Fuckkkkkk, I just cheddar bob'd the toilet seat again."- Abdul

Welcome to The R-d-d-d-ock!

The humorous knighted-Scottish-actor impersonation that you eye-twinkingly utilize to address your companion(s) when letting them into a building of some kind where the "regular" entrance had been either locked, jammed, or obstructed with objects/debris on the inside, and so you have "gone around" and slipped into said edifice from an alternate door or other opening that you know about from previous visits here, wormed your way forward through the interior of the structure till you eventually reached the front access-point again, cleared away any blockage from the doorway-area, and then finagled/wrestled said door open for easier and less-obtrusive entry by your accompanying humans; this saves their all having to tiringly make extra steps all the way over to the side-entrance, slither through narrow doorways, clamber over obstructions, unnecessarily disturb other present occupants of said building, etc..
Years ago before we had a telephone of our own, my sister and I would occasionally go to make calls at the office of a fellow-low-income-neighbor's service-garage. The only problem was that the shop's French-window-style front door had a broken/loose latch-mechanism, and thus the door was often very balky about opening up from the outside. So to save my slight-figured and not-very-steady-on-her-extra-small-feet sister's having to wobblingly struggle her way into the office by an alternate route, I would merely leave her standing at the front door of the garage while I performed a classic "Welcome to The R-d-d-d-ock!" maneuver --- I'd hurriedly scuttle around back, quietly sidle in at the mechanics'-access door, unobtrusively pick my way through the service-bays where the guys were working and on into the office's rear entrance, forcibly fumble and jiggle the wobbly latch-mechanism to coax the front door into performing its "open sesame" routine, and then smilingly usher my still-patiently-waiting sister inside the office and over to the old swivel-chair by the desk where the phone was.

Lady and The Tramp’d 

A romantic gesture involving two people getting on opposite sides of a long/tubular food item (ex: burrito, spaghetti, sour patch straw) and meeting at the middle.
Person 1: “Last night was so romantic

Person 2: “What happened”

Person 1: “Trent took me out to the local gas station, where we Lady and the Tramp’d a piece of Licorice”

Person 2: “Cute!”

s'd in the b 

Screwed in the butt
"We are s'd in the b!" yelled Detective Jacob Peralta to his fellow colleagues.

~ Brooklyn Nine Nine
s'd in the b by hera.g January 27, 2018

f'd in the a 

To be failed in the assessment. It may happen if one does not A the Q (answer the question) on the AP US History Exam.
You better A the Q, or you'll be f'd in the a.
f'd in the a by apushgod March 23, 2017

I'd take the wolverines 

Stems from the question "would you rather take on a grizzly bear or 30 wolverines?" for which most everyone says, the grizzly. This phrase though, describes something so feirce or frightening, when applied to this scenario, one would actually prefer to fight the wolverines instead.
"holy shit, Patrick Swayze in 'Road House' was fuckin tough."
"yeah dude, I'd take the wolverines"