Telecompathy

When one speaks to someone else with their mind through the other persons computer.

usr gets on teamviewer and sends messages to src by controlling his computer. Thus telecompathy

by SuperSaiyanX August 20, 2010

telecommunicate

To talk to someone using a phone. Used instead of the word "call".

Hey baby, what's your number? I'll telecommunicate you.

by Bilal H. December 15, 2010

Telder-vision

Every show for elders. such as Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, The Price is Right, and numerous soap operas.

Boy: "Sorry man, i couldn't come over. my grandma was making me watch Telder-Vision."

by zen0n September 4, 2010

teleboobah

basically a terrible insult.
call someone this when you are ashemed of them and think they are stupid

Person 1: i dropped my science fair project in a puddle this morning.

Person 2: gawsh you are such a teleboobah!!!!!!

by staceylynnecook November 11, 2010

Telecommutilation

Any of the type of disturbing, threatening, or grossly uncomfortable phone calls which leaves the recipient of said call feeling like they were just gang raped by a room full of meth-addicted menopausal yetis.

AN EXAMPLE OF TELECOMMUTILATION

*Ring*
YOU: "Hello?"
HER: "Andy, it's Felicity."
YOU: "What's up?"
HER: "Remember you stood me up last Thursday? Remember that guy I introduced you to, the big guy, MMA fighter, Dirk Rockhard? He's my boyfriend now and he said to tell you he's going to rip your fucking spleen out through your asshole."
You: "..."

by Schuyler The Cat September 1, 2011

Telecharity

From "telemarketer" and "charity".

A telemarketer call that solicits money or support for a charity or other non-profit organization. This call does not ask you to buy any kind of product or service, but instead asks you to perform some service or donate money.

Notorious for not taking "no" as an answer. Frequently calls, and will "call back later" if desired person(s) are not available.

Telecharity caller: "Hello, may I please speak to Mr. Smith?"

John: "May I ask who's calling?"
Telecharity caller : "This is Ray calling on behalf of (charity name) and I'd like to ask you to show your support by..."
John: *click*

Mary: "Who was that?"
John: "Just another telecharity asking for money."

by MizunoBara August 28, 2012

teeeeeaing

The act of screwing up your face pointing your mouth as far as you can over your shoulder and shouting teeeeea . The art is well practiced by few and hard to master, once mastered though it will provide much laughter to those who understand.

Used in conjunction with chis plais plis and earb

"i went teeeeeaing the other day, we got heaps of people. It was great."

by Deco11 August 1, 2012