AM Technology

AM (Actual Machine) Technology is a slang term used by Engineers who are educated and understand the inner workings of a machine. Machines that run on AM technology are well understood, well documented, provide reliable results and are much easier to explain to a lay person. AM Technology is the opposite of PFM or PM Technology. Engineers who give a shit or are given the time to do their jobs right will create AM Technology.

Engineer: "I finally finished that project I've been working full-time on for the past 2 years."
Boss: "Great! Write up a summary to present in our meeting tomorrow. Leave out all of that technical jargon that nobody understands!"
Engineer: "Don't worry, it runs on AM technology. Even a layman like yourself would understand after reading these documents."

by CynicalEngineer March 7, 2019

Aspire Technologies

Aspire technologies is a corporation that is known for creating games, such as the popular 'power cor5e facility. The company was founded by AzureVirtual

player 1: want to play an aspire technologies game
player 2: sure

by SimplyVoided_RBX June 22, 2021

PM Technology

PM (Pure Magic) Technology is slang used by engineers. Machines that run on PM Technology are the opposite of AM Technology, which do actual work. Machines that run on PM Technology don't have to work. They just have to "look" like they work to a lay person. They are low quality, low reliability and undocumented machines that provide erroneous data for convincing non-technical people. Poor managing is typically the cause of PM Technology. Corporate managers like to use the bad data provided by PM technology to spin a story that sounds like AM Technology. At the end of the day, the lay man believes that PM technology is the same as AM Technology while the engineers always know that it runs on nothing but Pure Magic.

Young Engineer: "Did you see the data that the bossman presented at that meeting today? That didn't make sense at all did it?"
Old Engineer: "I made the machine that created that data. That thing doesn't really work. It runs on PM technology!"
Young Engineer: "Shouldn't we fix that?"
Old Engineer: "That's not in the budget!"

by CynicalEngineer March 7, 2019

anti christ of technology

a person who is not computer literate, or knows very little, derogatory term,,,or computers fail in their presence

all i have to do stand in front of a computer and it goes crazy,,im the anti christ of technology

by Gambino6 July 14, 2023

Aara Technologies

Based in India, we are engaged in best-in-domain IT consulting, web designing, development & digital marketing solutions. In addition, we also provide cloud solutions and hosting services to our global clients. We help enterprises, agencies, SMEs and startups to design, develop and evolve advance software that supplies their ad-hoc software needs and brings ideas to life Founded in 2016, AARA Technologies is proud to be led by extremely focused and dedicated professionals, who are known for their entrepreneurial skills, experience, and expertise in a wide spectrum of industries.

Aara Technologies is the leading IT company of India.

by Ben Roy September 2, 2022

Tendering technology collage

Full of goons and dodgy relationships and there all really goony there’s also some slags there eww there skirts and uniform though

Tendering technology collage Eww look it’s TTC look at there skirts and uniform it’s manky mate so glad I don’t go to that goony school there friendships are weird as bunch of goons and slags

by Shanikqaaa October 20, 2018

Technology detox

When a person mysteriously (excluding them being dead or becoming the Little Prince, or other issues related to mental health) 🤔 ends- or suspends to near absolute zero-their soc-med presence.

I need a technology detox, now. A permanent one lasting more than 5-6 hours. Haha.

by Sexydimma October 28, 2023